Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML
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Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, my roommate revealed that she's dating my ex. I later had to navigate around them caressing each other just to grab my noodles from the microwave. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally found a roommate after hopelessly looking for months. I was really anxious to meet the guy because I would most likely be spending a good amount of time with him. Who did my boyfriend end up picking as his new roommate? My ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I just got a new assignment for the moving company I work for. Two weeks ago my fiancé dumped me and I moved out of the house. Almost all of the furniture was mine and it took forever. The new moving assignment I have is moving her new boyfriend into my old house. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I'd help clean out his ex-girlfriend's closet. I found their wedding photos. FML
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Cinn_fml 23
That should be fun. Hopefully it wasn't a bad break-up between you and your ex. You're just going to have to learn to be civil if nothing else.
FFML_314 12
Don't act like it bothers you. Be civil and don't bring up the past. You should be just fine. Unless you're hiding something from your current boyfriend that your ex boyfriend might tell him.
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Comments (90)
bigmaceoner 0
hoe
LTHoratioCaine 4
Ex murders new. Good way to start school... He DOES have motive.
girlingreen 3
There's an old post similar to this situation.
livetodisco 0
I think it's a more FML situation for those two guys who have to live together!!
joeinthedark 18
That's awesome. Now your ex can tell your current about all the things you used to do to him but you don't do to your current. And he can also teach your current about that thing you like that your current just hasn't been able to do yet.
suckerpunch232 0
Do I sense a pattern?
billyme 4
I'm not that experienced in these matters, but the first thing I thought (though I didn't mark) was "YDI" when I read it. It sucks that they are sharing a room, but if you were avoiding eye contact with your ex, clearly you did not end on good terms. I know it happens, but the break-up had to be bad or nasty for you to be the one afraid to even look at him. Or, who knows, you could just be shy or have old secrets or something.
swimmerstud 7
it's a small world after all. it's a small world after all, it's a small small world!
ooitastic 0
17, you kinda look like justin biebers xD
SRTguy 0
there's either gunna be a fight or your going to be having sex with both of them.