Intimacy: Today, I helped a nice middle-aged lady pick out a sweater. She...

By Anonymous - 24/11/2013 05:30 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I helped a nice middle-aged lady pick out a sweater. She then opened her changing room door to ask for my opinion. I still don't understand why she had to take everything else off to try on a sweater. FML

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You deserved it 4 879

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Tight fit

By Janet is here - 03/06/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I tried on a sweater in a store. It was a bit tight, but I managed to get it on. When I tried to take it off, it got stuck halfway. After several failed attempts, a sales associate had to help me out of it, while other customers watched. FML

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It's a trap!

By Anonymous - 25/08/2025 15:00 - Australia

Today, I tried on a tight sweater at the mall. It got stuck halfway over my head, and I couldn’t get it off. I had to shuffle out of the changing room, arms trapped in the air, and ask the clerk for help while blinded by the fabric. FML

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You deserved it 327

All my fault

By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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You deserved it 2 045

By noname - 04/01/2009 05:39 - France

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML

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You deserved it 25 370

I hate shopping

By Kelly - 11/04/2025 00:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I tried a polo neck sweater on at a store, and when I tried to take it off, it got stuck halfway over my head. I panicked and tugged harder, only to realize I was now stuck inside, unable to get it off. A store employee finally saw me struggling and came help me. I'm never going back there again. FML

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You deserved it 106

It's not what you think

By Shopper - 23/05/2012 22:50 - United States

Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML

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You deserved it 7 721

By laurenmay - 06/03/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML

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You deserved it 4 430

I don't work here, M'am

By Olorin - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Germany

Today, I was installing TVs in a hospital. When I knocked on a door, a female voice asked me to come in. I opened the door to see an 80 year old woman standing in front of me, naked. She then complained when I hesitated to help her to put some clothes on. FML

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You deserved it 2 787

She's lost control again

By Taylor - 11/08/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I was trying on jeans in a store. Thinking the changing room door was locked, I stripped down to my underwear. Suddenly, an elderly woman opened the door, stepped in, and said, “Oh, I thought this was the toilet.” We locked eyes for an eternity before she backed out. I felt obligated to buy the jeans to regain some control of my life. FML

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You deserved it 160

By HYRTE - 06/09/2017 04:30

Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML

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You deserved it 371

Sencilia 14

Sunday 24 November 2013 12:39

She probably did it because she wanted the sweater to be the main focus and if she was wearing everything else, it would take your focus away from the sweater.

omgbrainZ_fml 24

Sunday 24 November 2013 12:36

At least it was a sweater and not a pair of underpants...

Comments

Rodville 28

Sunday 24 November 2013 14:58

As we get older we tend to lose modesty. Or we are just too old to give a ****. Either way I know way to much about my grandma. Ewww!

kumonsucks 7

Sunday 24 November 2013 15:00

Shes giving you a message O.o

2_Fn_funny 6

Sunday 24 November 2013 15:08

hell to the yea! loves being a gilf herself!

Enslaved 36

Sunday 24 November 2013 15:10

She wanted to know if that sweater would go well with nude?

8born8 18

Sunday 24 November 2013 15:44

Does this sweater make my butt look big?

ZomBgal 12

Sunday 24 November 2013 16:26

...the joys of retail...

sickerthanyou 13

Sunday 24 November 2013 16:50

So you saw a woman between 35 to 50 years old naked (who could possibly be hot) and more likely wanted the D and you are complaining?, what's next? winning the lottery and complaining that is too little money?