Miscellaneous: Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on...

By bacon lovers worst nightmare - 26/09/2012 06:57 - United States - San Diego

Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Dammit - 07/07/2012 04:45 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

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By Face - 09/01/2010 10:12 - Australia

Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML

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By Username - 25/11/2011 16:15 - United States

Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML

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Le Epic Bacon

By Anonymous - 28/02/2021 21:30

Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML

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Thanks capitalism!

By PolarBear2020 - 03/01/2022 22:59

Today, I was informed by a supermarket employee that yet another product that I loved to eat has been discontinued, due to low sales. FML

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Oh nose!

By Fried. - 14/05/2019 16:00

Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML

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By raybandy - 24/01/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML

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By sweatstreaks - 16/09/2011 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML

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By craigtm029429 - 02/03/2012 00:47 - United States

Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 07:24 - United States - Duncannon

Today, the McDonald's in my town ran out of fries. I was the one who had to tell all the angry customers we had no more fries in the store. FML

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Wednesday 26 September 2012 11:58

2012 really is the year that the world ends. :(

stilldrunk88 6

Wednesday 26 September 2012 11:58

Noooooo!!!!!!!!

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leydia 10

Thursday 27 September 2012 1:54

This is the worst FML I have read all month. This is really more of a F our lives:( Its because of the swine flu isn't it?

bellaliz 1

Thursday 27 September 2012 1:56

Love me some pork bacon!!

leydia 10

Thursday 27 September 2012 1:58

What news station was this on?

liv_graham 7

Thursday 27 September 2012 2:58

Chelsea Lately. I am saw it too

love_ema 0

Thursday 27 September 2012 1:59

Omg Ikr! Soo sad

supasophie99 2

Thursday 27 September 2012 2:10

Dude. That's a serious issue.

4th3b3st 3

Thursday 27 September 2012 2:31

Today i read this.fml.

sirpantselot 22

Thursday 27 September 2012 2:47

If it makes you feel any better, OP, living in California means any bacon shortage won't be felt as heavily by your affluent community.

Natalle11 6

Thursday 27 September 2012 2:48

Haha!!! I just saw that in debate class today!(:

JJBADGE10 7

Thursday 27 September 2012 2:56

Why!!!?!?!?!?!? This can't be happening! Why do the bacon gods hate us?!?!!

beebeeL 1

Thursday 27 September 2012 3:08

**** ALL OF OUR LIVES

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Apparently he misses it very much...

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Well that's adorable.

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Same thing different taste

Le Epic Bacon

Thanks capitalism!

Oh nose!

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