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By bacon lovers worst nightmare - 26/09/2012 06:57 - United States - San Diego

Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML

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Wednesday 26 September 2012 11:58

2012 really is the year that the world ends. :(

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Wednesday 26 September 2012 11:58

Noooooo!!!!!!!!

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iFeedWeasels 6

Thursday 27 September 2012 19:45

YOU DESERVED IT!! Hahahahaha

Luunatic 13

Friday 28 September 2012 2:45

Heard it too. My sandwiches will be sad.

rosesong2494 3

Friday 28 September 2012 2:47

This is THE best FML I have EVER read!!! :D

Crichton55 4

Friday 28 September 2012 4:06

Holy shit NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

dradra44 0

Friday 28 September 2012 4:47

It's fake. Did some research

alind13 2

Friday 28 September 2012 5:14

Wait, WUT

ise3 10

Friday 28 September 2012 6:05

What about samgyupsal? D:

desertlovebird 11

Friday 28 September 2012 7:30

Everyone start raising pigs to stop this sad bacon shortage.

orange101 12

Friday 28 September 2012 7:58

Thanks to you, I got that question right in a journalism class.

emilypitt92 3

Friday 28 September 2012 14:08

I heard that too!!!!

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