Miscellaneous: Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on...

By bacon lovers worst nightmare - 26/09/2012 06:57 - United States - San Diego

Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML

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You deserved it 5 878

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By Dammit - 07/07/2012 04:45 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

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You deserved it 5 876

By Face - 09/01/2010 10:12 - Australia

Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML

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You deserved it 34 748

By Username - 25/11/2011 16:15 - United States

Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 275

You deserved it 4 166

Le Epic Bacon

By Anonymous - 28/02/2021 21:30

Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML

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You deserved it 1 283

Thanks capitalism!

By PolarBear2020 - 03/01/2022 22:59

Today, I was informed by a supermarket employee that yet another product that I loved to eat has been discontinued, due to low sales. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 057

You deserved it 162

Oh nose!

By Fried. - 14/05/2019 16:00

Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 984

You deserved it 135

By raybandy - 24/01/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML

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You deserved it 2 374

By sweatstreaks - 16/09/2011 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML

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You deserved it 11 526

By craigtm029429 - 02/03/2012 00:47 - United States

Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 865

You deserved it 1 903

By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 07:24 - United States - Duncannon

Today, the McDonald's in my town ran out of fries. I was the one who had to tell all the angry customers we had no more fries in the store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 411

You deserved it 3 996

Melissa92_fml 13

Wednesday 26 September 2012 11:58

2012 really is the year that the world ends. :(

stilldrunk88 6

Wednesday 26 September 2012 11:58

Noooooo!!!!!!!!

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kayray2626 5

Thursday 27 September 2012 3:23

heard that too. sad day for pigs everywhere.

cerealandfmls 0

Thursday 27 September 2012 3:28

I swear my mom just finished telling me this same story

beefstew_54 3

Thursday 27 September 2012 3:43

FYL? FOL's!!

Stuntdummiepsn 1

Thursday 27 September 2012 3:56

And this isn't an issue to you?

greendpop 3

Thursday 27 September 2012 4:08

There should be a Our life Sucks button

Vichy_fml 13

Thursday 27 September 2012 4:16

Epicmealtime: FFFFFFML

wironandine 8

Thursday 27 September 2012 4:19

Fat people are gross

SanaSazi 32

Thursday 27 September 2012 4:23

That's it, this proves.something worse than the zombie apocalypse exists!

kouklistax3 2

Thursday 27 September 2012 4:25

889 people have no souls.

ma12r 22

Thursday 27 September 2012 4:27

Holy sweet baby Jesus! MUST....STOCK UP.....ON BACON!!!!

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Today, after having spent two weeks planning my husband's surprise birthday party with his friends and family, we get in the car on the way to "dinner" and he says, "I really hope it's just the two of us tonight." FML

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Same thing different taste

Le Epic Bacon

Thanks capitalism!

Oh nose!

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