By bacon lovers worst nightmare - 26/09/2012 06:57 - United States - San Diego

Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML
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Melissa92_fml 13

2012 really is the year that the world ends. :(

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kiakia0131 23

Do what I plan on doing: Stock up on bacon while you can!

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kitkattgirl 2

This...this is a valid fml. More of a fml for me as well. I don't eat it regularly, but I do like it occasionally. There are going to be many distressed people in the world soon.

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RoBi1475 0

step 1) learn to raise pigs. step 2) to make bacon step 3) infinite personal supple of bacon step 4) problem solved

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MisterEx 28

No worries op, your gov will soon think of a place to inva.. I mean protect and free and stea.. I mean import their bacon for you to enjoy.

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patrick29 1

Cause of fat ***** with the smelly fat rolls

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NurseAbi 10

I have a friend who breeds pigs. Im not going short. Sucks to be you.

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