By Anonymous - 23/05/2013 01:57 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" and then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML
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Sir_ND_Pity 35

I say let him try it. He'll see how far his swag will take him. Life lessons.

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BananaDildo 1

McDonalds is now accepting graduates from Swag University. Maybe he'll get in.

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afultz89 2

i say let the retard rot in jail just for saying that.

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DaSandman 9

he's a special kind of stupid, isn't he?

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soapmactavish82 8

I wonder if he ended up being sent to the psych ward

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PandyWarhol 8

The "client" was probably Amanda Bieber!

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terecgtza 7

is your client Justin Bieber or what?

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AssassinBug 15

I do not like lawyers, but wow, that is bad!

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francismoncot 10

Presumably your client knows that swag is a term for the proceeds of a robbery?

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worldclassrager 39

That's not going to fly...maybe is Gangnam style will win it...I mean ever since that was out swag is out...

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