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Today, I have been released from jail because my idiot friends decided to get me a surprise hooker for my birthday. Turns out "Candy" was actually an undercover cop. My friends ditched me. I was the only one arrested. FML

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Bloothebawss 9

It's illegal where I live. And yeah, I'm working in the new friends thing.

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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cyns0_oaSailor 0

Was she hot?

rein 8

Hahah hope you had a good birthday "cell-lebration" :D

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Comments (177)

pleasuretown 7

You wouldn't get arrested if you didn't try to f*** said hooker. U deserve it

MD_DILF 4

Your friends ROCK!

mushkid 0

I call bs, by law you can only be arrested if you mention that you want to have sex. If your friends told her its for a surprise then she would have declined because a) its entrapment and b) your friends would have been arrested the moment they paid her

yummylicious 5

Your friends need a beating.

lmaoatall 6

Reminds me of one of my favorite quotes. A friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a bestfriend will be sitting beside you saying, damn, that was fun! Know who your true friends are op!!!

yummylicious 5

Did she handcuff your penis?

dmeloccaro 5

Handcuffs are called handcuffs cause they cuff your hands. If handcuffs were on a penis, could they possibly be called a phallus cuff? Lol, sorry, just being stupid...

vashthestampede 0

Entrapment is still illegal

k1ngd1ck 0

Ha Ha... And after we got done I said lady what's ya number she said 911 Haaa... emergency only Head doctor perform surgery on me Yeah... and now I'm healed I make her wear nothing but handcuffs & heels And I beat it like a cop Rodney King baby yeah I beat it like a cop Ha Haaa... beat it like a cop Rodney King baby said beat it like a cop But I ain't tryna be violent But I'll do the time but her love is timeless ... Mrs. Officer... I know you wish ya name was Mrs. Carter huh? Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee, Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yeah), Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee, Like a cop car...

helen29 4

who let u out of jail ? for ur bday? i dont get it?!? wtf