Dumb friends

You wouldn't get arrested if you didn't try to f*** said hooker. U deserve it

Your friends ROCK!

I call bs, by law you can only be arrested if you mention that you want to have sex. If your friends told her its for a surprise then she would have declined because a) its entrapment and b) your friends would have been arrested the moment they paid her

Your friends need a beating.

Reminds me of one of my favorite quotes. A friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a bestfriend will be sitting beside you saying, damn, that was fun! Know who your true friends are op!!!

Did she handcuff your penis?

Entrapment is still illegal

Ha Ha... And after we got done I said lady what's ya number she said 911 Haaa... emergency only Head doctor perform surgery on me Yeah... and now I'm healed I make her wear nothing but handcuffs & heels And I beat it like a cop Rodney King baby yeah I beat it like a cop Ha Haaa... beat it like a cop Rodney King baby said beat it like a cop But I ain't tryna be violent But I'll do the time but her love is timeless ... Mrs. Officer... I know you wish ya name was Mrs. Carter huh? Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee, Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yeah), Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee, Like a cop car...

who let u out of jail ? for ur bday? i dont get it?!? wtf