Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying "Thank you" and "Bye" to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML
Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML
Today, I went out for a few drinks with some friends. All night, I kept smiling and showing off my newly brace-free teeth. Later on, one of my friends drunkly asked, "Why does she keep smiling? Her teeth are fucking jacked." FML
Today, I heard a little girl saying how much she didnt want braces to her mom because they hurt and make people look ugly. I looked at her and said, "Aww, there not that bad. See, I have them!" I then smiled to show her. She turned to her mom and said, "See!" then started to cry. FML
Today, I told a friend I was going to the dentist for the first time in years. He immediately replied, "Yay! Teeth whitening!" I hadn't mentioned teeth whitening. I'm not even going for teeth whitening. -5 XP new insecurity unlocked. FML
Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML
Today, a guy said to me, "I'd really love to see that smile back at my place." Trying to be cute, I asked him if he was single. He replied with, "No, but I am a dentist. I could definitely fix that crossbite." FML
Today, I took my 12 year-old to the orthodontist. While I was talking to the dentist about what was needing to be done, my daughter listened. With a straight face, the dentist joked, "Yeah, we're going to need to rip off her entire jaw." My daughter won't leave her room anymore. FML
Today, I'm looking forward to my orthodontist's appointment more than I'm looking forward to my birthday. FML
Today, I overheard a coworker talking about going to what sounded like a dentist's appointment. As she left later, I jokingly said, "Remember to open wide!" Turned out her appointment was with her OB/GYN, not a dentist. FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30
When you get braces, beaver chomp her nose.
perdix 31
Good thing she held her tongue before you decided to get them fixed. You should commend her on her upcoming boob job. "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought for sure you'd do something about those."
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Comments (67)
ThedaRose 15
I don't even know what to say! If she's your friend, I'd hate to meet the people who aren't your friends!
WellThatSucked89 13
I would tell her that at least ugly teeth can be fixed unlike her ugly attitude.
jonathanmoore 12
and you call them a friend
Lacist 19
Don't think she should be her friend anymore, unless she was kidding.
Bloink 25
At least it only gets better from here?
trbuson 11
Braces are going to be a pain but in the end the results are beautiful. Don't listen to your "best friend" OP, I'm sure her smile won't look as pretty when she pisses off the wrong person.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Can't blame her for being honest. Don't take it to the heart.
Dynosaur_dollie 38
Well actually you can, she could be way more tactful about it. Honesty doesn't need to be so rude.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Very true.
superman3212 8
smile at her. and say, its better then what I see on you lol
TheBestNameEver 5
you should have said atleast atleast i can fix whats wrong :p
NodakN8V 25
Burnnnn
Disobey_fml 13
Apply braces to the crooked area