Today, I had to watch my drunk girlfriend yell at a cat for not having periods. The worst part is that she was at a pet store. The pet store at which I work. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, I took my cat to the vet for a regular check-up. In the waiting room, she escaped from her carrier and created chaos, knocking over supplies, and hissing at everyone. FML
Today, I yelled at my boyfriend's cat for staring at me, then cried about it for an hour. Pregnancy life. FML
Today, I had to go to therapy for my fear of cats. All the way there, my girlfriend kept making cat noises and scratching at me. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me four times in a row at work. Worried, I stepped outside and answered the phone. Through tears, she screamed, "It's the cat!" Was he sick or hurt? "NO! He won't stop meowing!" FML
Today, during my shift as a vet nurse, I picked up a gorgeous cat for cuddles, only to discover it was covered with pee. And now I am too. I still have 4 hours of my shift. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boss that the reason I was sobbing hysterically as she told me that I was getting a pay raise was because I was going to the vet to have my sick and dying cat put down. Good news at a bad time. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I didn't feel wanted. Then she talked about how her cat puked on the carpet. FML
Today, I was the designated emotional support person for my friend's mom as she went to have her sick cat put down. The cat was aggressive towards the male vet. She said, "She doesn't like men" to which the vet replied, "Well, soon that won't be a problem." The willpower it took both of us to not yell at him, or worse… FML
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LadyClarik 8
Was it take your drunk girlfriend to work day? It it was, I'd say you had a smashing success.
skittlestrailmix 14
I guess that she didn't know cats that aren't fixed can get their periods.
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Comments (88)
darkmis1 18
More like F the poor kitties L. And cats do have periods - it's called "heat." They just don't bleed the way we do.
poccocurantes 7
They bleed. Had a stray in college that went into heat before we could figure out what to do with her. left little stains everywhere.
RelaxingPlace 11
Yes, you can. That's why Rabbit food is VAT free, but there cheaper in a butcher.
evilshenanigans1 4
Wow.
Perfectg 9
hahahha cough while doing it.. It'll cover the sound
Steve95401 49
No, but she threw her metal tampon case at the cat.
poccocurantes 7
I'm sorry I am still waiting for the punch line.
buckdharma 38
I feel for her. Those damm cats and their run on sentences. It'll drive a person to drink.
liz_isthe_shiz9 2
Cool story bro
Krimzon 5
BAD JOKE TIME# I would also be weary of any pussy that refuses to have periods...
izzy1418 1
Actually female cats do get periods until they are spayed