Today, I had to watch my drunk girlfriend yell at a cat for not having periods. The worst part is that she was at a pet store. The pet store at which I work. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, I took my cat to the vet for a regular check-up. In the waiting room, she escaped from her carrier and created chaos, knocking over supplies, and hissing at everyone. FML
Today, I yelled at my boyfriend's cat for staring at me, then cried about it for an hour. Pregnancy life. FML
Today, I had to go to therapy for my fear of cats. All the way there, my girlfriend kept making cat noises and scratching at me. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me four times in a row at work. Worried, I stepped outside and answered the phone. Through tears, she screamed, "It's the cat!" Was he sick or hurt? "NO! He won't stop meowing!" FML
Today, during my shift as a vet nurse, I picked up a gorgeous cat for cuddles, only to discover it was covered with pee. And now I am too. I still have 4 hours of my shift. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boss that the reason I was sobbing hysterically as she told me that I was getting a pay raise was because I was going to the vet to have my sick and dying cat put down. Good news at a bad time. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I didn't feel wanted. Then she talked about how her cat puked on the carpet. FML
Today, I was the designated emotional support person for my friend's mom as she went to have her sick cat put down. The cat was aggressive towards the male vet. She said, "She doesn't like men" to which the vet replied, "Well, soon that won't be a problem." The willpower it took both of us to not yell at him, or worse… FML
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LadyClarik 8
Was it take your drunk girlfriend to work day? It it was, I'd say you had a smashing success.
skittlestrailmix 14
I guess that she didn't know cats that aren't fixed can get their periods.
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Comments (88)
rivella 3
You didn't HAVE to watch. You could've dragged her out of there and stopped her from making a fool out of herself in front of your co-workers.
CrazyChickens721 5
Was it just me that thought the guy wasn't working when his girlfriend went to the store and drunkenly yelled at the cat? And it also reminded me of the YouTube video of the man screaming at his cats...
simoncat 11
Ditch the bitch (for being a stupid drunk) and adopt the cat (reliable fiber pussy.) Seriously- yelling at a kitty? Drunk? In your workplace? Three unforgivables.
simoncat 11
Uh - disregard the "fiber" --- auto correct hates me.
Pix3lJunk 12
Next time get her some catnip before visiting you. ;-)
Strangemixie 8
I'd rather yell that to a boy.. than a cat. Poor kitty.
graphicstyle7 17
Big dating rule #1. Don't mess with the family of the object of your attention, even if you are having a rough time with the relationship. Big dating rule #2. Don't mess with your boyfriend/girlfriend's work, co-workers, or space they work in. There are others, but these are the biggies. DUMP HER. NOW.
Floortje 17
Get out while you still can.
Letteh 20
Cats do get periods!
CaroAurelia 12
Sucks about the drunk-and-at-your-job thing, but as a girl, I have to say she has a point. My (female) pets are all spayed, and at my time of month, I get pretty jealous of them.