By keenan - 19/09/2010 23:55 - United States

Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML
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green_eyes124 0

umm then you need to change something sweetie , your hair? make up?

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Jonsey92 0

damn!! I would sing a song called **** The Security -Method & Red

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KaSeyXcaKeS 0

lmfao. this is great.

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skwishTHEfishyy 0

ROFLMAO! get boobs, longer hair, more makeup and possible cosmetic surgery to your face 

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ohthebloodygore 16

No, it's me. It's always me.

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ohthebloodygore 16

Igloo, you're a dinosaur. Go to green land.

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ohthebloodygore 16

I'm a purple unicorn. I'd like to stay in pink land.

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ohthebloodygore 16

No, I like pink land.

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ohthebloodygore 16

Shame on you.

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green_eyes124 0

81- you won't win her

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Schizomaniac 24

96 just made a big mistake. *Covers ears*

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ohthebloodygore 16

What are you talking about, Eli? Igloo and I never fight.

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green_eyes124 0

*hides behind Eli* (that is your name right?) Wait, what exactly did I do wrong?

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ohthebloodygore 16

106, you said Ignorance will never beat me. Her and I never argue. Therefore we never know who will win. *cough*

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green_eyes124 0

Ooh I see, sorry : )

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Schizomaniac 24

That's half of my name, and for some reason everyone calls me that now. I was somewhat kidding. I was just expecting Ignorance to blow up on her like she does on me.

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green_eyes124 0

What would you rather me call you?

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Schizomaniac 24

By my definition, you do.

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Schizomaniac 24

121, you can call me Eli. Everyone does.

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green_eyes124 0

Okay, I'm Lauren : )

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JustJess666 0

you know I think this is the sweetest group of comments ever on fml. I'm shocked! I'm so used to violence and insults and this is all so very nice. wowzers I need to sit down. *feels light headed* I don't know what else to say....

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FirstBornUnicorn 0

That's because girls don't play video games. They belong in the kitchen.

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FirstBornUnicorn 0

I don't even make my own sandwiches. What makes you think I would make you one?

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FirstBornUnicorn 0

It was a just a joke and was supposed to be taken as just a joke. Sorry if I offended you.

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Shookitup 0

I play videogames ALL the time :)

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fullmetalshrimp 0

Videogames aren't just for men. Psh, I've met girls who game harder than some dudes do! Just saying.

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JustJess666 0

uhh I play video games all of the time and I'm boss at it.... btw the kitchen sucks!!

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christian50 0

what's your gamertag 140?

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RandomHavoc1 13

Don't get pissy because some of us can play better than you AND look hot in the meantime. lets see you boys do that with a game that makes you want to rage quit.

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RandomHavoc1 13

I meant to put a :P on the end of that to make it sound less hostile... mah bad. :/

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ohthebloodygore 16

SOOOO... what?

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ohthebloodygore 16

You're an idiot.

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1fast1 0

Why did you show him your license? you should have shown him your ****! YDI for being a prude dyke.

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FirstBornUnicorn 0

SHOW ME YO TITAYS!!!

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