Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
stanDman
Canada
Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML
ParkerRommel
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Shattered
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
Anonymous
Everett, United States
Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML
Anonymous
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
Anonymous
Sydney, Australia
Today, I realised I sweat so much that I won't be able to go without sticking super pads with wings to my shirt underarms everyday. It makes supermarket trips interesting. Especially as a man. FML
OopsieDoopsie
Ridgewood, United States
Been there before
Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML
Anonymous
Melting man
Today, I was on my way to a relatively important interview when I realized that I'd forgotten to put on antiperspirant. Once seated, I was so nervous that I started sweating profusely under my light blue shirt, and by the end of the whole ordeal I had huge sweat stains under my armpits, down to my elbows. FML
Albert
Useless
Today, I used up the last of my deodorant for a business meeting on Zoom. FML
Top comments
jDCrackpot 7
It's not gross, it's natural. Everyone sweats whether they're a Queen or a lavatory cleaner. If you've got big knockers, you will get boob sweat, and it can get very uncomfortable. OP, try liquid talc rather than spray deodorant, it's pretty cheap and you can find it in the baby care aisle. If you're blessed in the bust department it's a lifesaver on warm days.
dreaswi 3
I think that is actually a good idea.
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Comments (273)
mkcherry 14
The thing that works the best for me is a small amount of corn starch when you get out of the shower, it doesn't have a smell like baby powder or antiperspirant and I think it works better. Its only an issue when I work out.
Lucky7Samson 10
Sounds like you've got some...hot ****. *GLASSES* YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH!
DarkHelmet82 9
I thought that it wasn't healthy to use that any place besides your under arms...
liaRawr 9
Never heard if that before
hurley12 30
Eww
jinsy 13
I kinda wished this ended with 'I'm a guy' But yeah that's better than boob sweat
BadMadman 10
Just knowing breasts can be big enough to require this makes me very happy. And no shame for it. I use baby powder to avoid ball sweat, for similar reasons.
shotgun_girl 17
I do that and my breasts are not super huge. Its just a place that gets hot & sweaty so why the **** is antiperspirant weird?
InsanityShard 23
There's only one reason I don't do that: ******* boob acne. Instead I wash thoroughly with femfresh, and use tweezers to pull out anything in my ridiculously large pores, which includes in some cases lint off my bras. If it's really that much of a problem to use, try that method. Not for everyone. Especially since I can't see the bottoms of my boobs.