Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
stanDman
Canada
Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML
ParkerRommel
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Shattered
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
Anonymous
Everett, United States
Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML
Anonymous
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
Anonymous
Sydney, Australia
Today, I realised I sweat so much that I won't be able to go without sticking super pads with wings to my shirt underarms everyday. It makes supermarket trips interesting. Especially as a man. FML
OopsieDoopsie
Ridgewood, United States
Been there before
Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML
Anonymous
Melting man
Today, I was on my way to a relatively important interview when I realized that I'd forgotten to put on antiperspirant. Once seated, I was so nervous that I started sweating profusely under my light blue shirt, and by the end of the whole ordeal I had huge sweat stains under my armpits, down to my elbows. FML
Albert
Useless
Today, I used up the last of my deodorant for a business meeting on Zoom. FML
Top comments
jDCrackpot 7
It's not gross, it's natural. Everyone sweats whether they're a Queen or a lavatory cleaner. If you've got big knockers, you will get boob sweat, and it can get very uncomfortable. OP, try liquid talc rather than spray deodorant, it's pretty cheap and you can find it in the baby care aisle. If you're blessed in the bust department it's a lifesaver on warm days.
dreaswi 3
I think that is actually a good idea.
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Comments (273)
Jennielee 6
Like someone else said, every girl with big boobs gets sweaty. I have G's and live in Florida. So imagine how happy i am on 100 degree, humid (feels like I'm in a pool) days Baby powder works better, btw.
LADiiL0KA24 11
Thats ****** nastyyy
Punkpoptart1119 20
It's not gross, it just means you have big boobs. I have to do that too..
LukeinDC 3
My Ex started doing that when we moved to a hot country and she found out the hard way that you can get athlete's foot fungus under your boobs with all the sweat. She's a member of the DD committee.
MickGold 8
I like'em big, I like'em round! Your boobs, of course!
knightgirl95 3
If you have big boobs, and it's hot outside, then yeah your gonna sweat. I have to use deo under mine too. No biggie.
kailey28 0
Chill your **** guys, everyone sweats.
llaman1gguhl4ugh 5
Exciting..........................................................
BeastLeeAdams 0
You people are retarded. It is more common than you think. And too girls that don't sweat under there it means you have no ****.
evebright 5
I have done that.