Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML
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Today, I had just opened up some porn on my laptop when my mom walked into my room, so I slammed the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to function after the laptop is closed. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I set up an office laptop remotely from home. My own laptop screen sat next to that laptop screen. I wanted to wank so opened some porn on my own screen. Then my boss called and said, "There's smut playing on this laptop." Wrong screen, and my work PC was in console mode, so people had gathered to watch. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecology exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML
Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML
Today, during my Zoom PTM my teacher screen-shared his Chrome tab, in which he had opened porn instead of the presentation he had to open, and now mom wants to change my school, where I've been studying in for past 10 years. FML
Today, I was giving a PowerPoint presentation in class. When I put my flash drive into the computer, my folder opened up and a nude picture of myself popped right up on a 110 inch projector screen for all 35 students to see. This is a 16 week course. FML
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Llama_Face89 34
Could have been worse. Someone could have whipped out their dick.
isabelf 17
Maybe try to explain to them it wasn't your laptop?
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Comments (96)
AFaye3964 17
Thats why you check the laptop before barrowing it.
Harwanishubham 0
Really.. laughing on the reaction of students when u opened the opened..
blackonblight 33
Should have plugged headphones in before you opened it. This is also advisable for phones with video players. Headphones in, but not on and then you don't need to worry what autoplays.
qnmt 9
If he laid that trap on purpose, I want to give him a medal for originality! Hilarious!
realsis77 7
Omg! That sucks!
kate135 6
That's embarrassing
Kritikally 1
You just activated his trap card!
kyrasrayne420 4
he shouldnt be watching **** if he loves you
Aegimus 5
Laughing. My. Ass. Off.
anon385 23
Do you not have your own laptop?