Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML
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Today, I had just opened up some porn on my laptop when my mom walked into my room, so I slammed the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to function after the laptop is closed. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I set up an office laptop remotely from home. My own laptop screen sat next to that laptop screen. I wanted to wank so opened some porn on my own screen. Then my boss called and said, "There's smut playing on this laptop." Wrong screen, and my work PC was in console mode, so people had gathered to watch. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecology exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML
Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML
Today, during my Zoom PTM my teacher screen-shared his Chrome tab, in which he had opened porn instead of the presentation he had to open, and now mom wants to change my school, where I've been studying in for past 10 years. FML
Today, I was giving a PowerPoint presentation in class. When I put my flash drive into the computer, my folder opened up and a nude picture of myself popped right up on a 110 inch projector screen for all 35 students to see. This is a 16 week course. FML
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Top comments
Llama_Face89 34
Could have been worse. Someone could have whipped out their dick.
isabelf 17
Maybe try to explain to them it wasn't your laptop?
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Comments (96)
TogeBara 12
I wish that he knew you were going to take it, and did this on purpose as a prank, but I doubt it.
iBowdenzz 15
"The silence was deafening" rip english
not_bothered 10
That is a correct phrase to use..
poncho55 40
#57, it's called an oxymoron. Go back to school. RIP to my generation's education.
drc428 5
lol that is why people should watch **** on their phones and you should not be so nosy
limabeans101029 21
Firstly, most people don't leave **** open on their laptops when they've finished with it. Secondly, OP wasn't being nosy, she was using the laptop for an exam.
drc428 5
so what is just **** everyone watches it
Vegetarian27 24
Hit the friggin mute key
gatekeeper1993 10
well i bet that made the professors day
sjbartholome 14
You definitely deserve it. You should have made sure all browsers where closed and the volume was muted. If you were running late, you deserve it more for not giving yourself enough time to check. There is a high degree of FYL but an even higher degree of YDI.
newyorkcityguy 9
A certain somebody definitely doesn't live a fulfilling life.
poncho55 40
#17, not everyone watches **** in a relationship. Don't speak for everyone. My husband and I both stopped watching **** when we starting dating simply because we morally felt we shouldn't in a relationship. That's just our personal situation, though. Some people do watch ****, some people don't watch ****; believe it or not. Regardless of gender.
MrsKim04231991 3
Omg! Lmfao! That is ****** hilarious!
fmlrulesBolt 14
That sucks