Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML
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Today, I had just opened up some porn on my laptop when my mom walked into my room, so I slammed the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to function after the laptop is closed. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I set up an office laptop remotely from home. My own laptop screen sat next to that laptop screen. I wanted to wank so opened some porn on my own screen. Then my boss called and said, "There's smut playing on this laptop." Wrong screen, and my work PC was in console mode, so people had gathered to watch. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecology exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML
Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML
Today, during my Zoom PTM my teacher screen-shared his Chrome tab, in which he had opened porn instead of the presentation he had to open, and now mom wants to change my school, where I've been studying in for past 10 years. FML
Today, I was giving a PowerPoint presentation in class. When I put my flash drive into the computer, my folder opened up and a nude picture of myself popped right up on a 110 inch projector screen for all 35 students to see. This is a 16 week course. FML
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Llama_Face89 34
Could have been worse. Someone could have whipped out their dick.
isabelf 17
Maybe try to explain to them it wasn't your laptop?
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Comments (96)
Dreamsorrow93 24
Always open your laptop before class?
CoGhostRider 31
So does/will yours.
grumpymonk 4
That blows!!!!! Goodluck
vikky538 29
was the **** is about **** in the big class room with professor...perfectly suits the situation... sorry OP.. it's the most embarrassing situation you will ever encounter in a class.
powelale0000 19
Wut
Kiki242 19
Idk, I think he pulled a prank on you.
Khaleesi_26 30
And that is why you should never borrow personal belongings. Or at least pre-set up the laptop so that doesn't happen in class.
Migole 36
You should always completely shut down your laptop when carrying it around or you might damage the HDD. Also ALWAYS check what you left open/is on the desktop if you know people will see your screen (also goes for presentations) to prevent exactly this situation. So a little bit YDI on your side but mostly FYL because your husband is either too dumb to close his shit or thinks it's funny to prank you in a professional setting (some teachers/profs won't take things like this lightly!)
nitrog100 21
There are plenty of laptops that have solid-state drives that don't have any moving components like hard-disk drives. You can carry them around without worrying about damaging anything.
crazytwinsmom 25
You can just put it to sleep instead of shutting down, with no damage to moving parts.
Epikouros 32
#24 I bet you're fun at parties!
Secret_Ninjaa 35
How'd the conversation go with your husband after that?
itooamscrewed 10
I secretly always hoped this would happen to someone in one of my classes. It's hilarious unless it's gay or kiddie ****.
DolphinGirl369 11
EXCUSE ME?! "gay or kiddie ****"?! You act as if the two are equatable! There is NOTHING wrong with gay ****, or any other **** between consenting adults! Stop being a homophobic a**hole. You people bitch about other people pushing their beliefs on you, but the only people I see pushing their beliefs on people are the bigoted a**holes. People can have sex with whoever they like as long as it's between consenting adults. By the way, I'm straight. You don't have to be an animal to support animal rights. you don't have to be a minority to support minority rights. you don't have to be a woman to support woman's rights. And you don't have to be gay or lesbian to support gay rights.
cartedor 18
well played your husband. haha