By chlorobitch551 - 05/11/2014 16:54 - United States - Charlotte

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Today, I overheard my dad telling his friends that the only way I'll ever sleep with a woman is with the help of Rohypnol. FML
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pandalover69 26

I'll sleep with you if it'll keep that from happening.

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garrett_8614 14

Perfect picture & comment combination #1

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SailorSolaris 43

Rohypnol is commonly referred to as a date rape drug. Basically, the victim remembers nothing of what happened, #33.

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pandalover69 26

I'll sleep with you if it'll keep that from happening.

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thesmeagol 22

I don't know if he'll want to sleep with somone known for "loving" pandas. ;)

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Zebediabolical 39

I'll sleep with you if it means I can have some Rohypnol!

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orbit 22

**** you #11, ******* panda hater...

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joselgarciac 9

"does this rag smell like chloroform?"-OP's dad imitating op

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Mynamewontfi 40

At least he didn't say that even rohypnol won't help to get you laid. Always look on the bright side. Just kidding, he's an ass for saying that.

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MeanBeagle 22

ask him if his first remembers what it taste like

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SideOfTheAngels 23

That's really mean! Try and ignore him though, he's probably trying to sound "cool" for his friends.

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miianah1 22

Damn it, I have to go google what rohypnol is. Hopefully I'll make it back before the edit timer closes :P Okay, back. 77 sec left. It's the date rape drug, a drug for insomnia, and/or drug used before surgery. I don't know. Anyway, tell your dad to **** off. Hm, I guess I didn't really need to know what it meant to leave my comment. Oh well, one more word added to my vocabulary.

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miianah1 22

For those of you who are like "why didn't you google it before leaving a comment" I wanted to leave the comment before the first page is full.

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shay_serendipity 29

There were none of us saying that. You just replied to yourself. Okay.

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feven 32

You could've just commented after you googled it.

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ShadowOpsV4 13

I guess you could have read his follow up comment before you commented #25 and you would have learned why he didn't google it first.

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feven 32

^ She must have edited afterwards cause I know I'm not that much of an idiot... I hope lol

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KittyHawkMarch 29

I actually did a school project, a brochure, on this very drug a few years ago. It's sad that drugs such as this are used to take advantage of women.

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Liamj774 36

That sucks OP. You'll find someone eventually, I hope

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granCanyon 12

That's not necessarily true. I've read that ~5% of all people die virgin. Even if you don't count all those who choose not to have sex for some(religion etc) reasons and those who died too young to have sex there's still a lot of people who'll never be in a sexual relationship. It's millions of people.

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TJRou09 10

scarier than the hand on the mirror post

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MiaTheMartian 21

Please don't ever use that, I'm sure you'll find someone who will consent

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devildog562 33

Let me tell you about a girl I know, had a drink about a hour ago. Sitting in a corner by herself, in a bar in downtown Hell.

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