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Fond Du Lac, United States
Today, I had to take my daughter to the ER. Her brother had bet she couldn't go the whole day without talking. So to win the bet, she tried to super-glue her lips together so she couldn't accidentally say anything. FML
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TheSgLeader 21
I hope no one dares her not to have sex until she gets married.
alex_622 22
I guess in a way, your daughter had a clever idea...too bad it was one that landed her in the ER. Hope she's ok!
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Miss_Mandi 29
But what made you take her to the ER? Did she swallow some of it? Was it strong enough to tear her lip when she tried to open her mouth?
Cringey 18
Silence but deadly?
EPIKxPANDA 13
Sounds like maybe you should hide stuff like this so it doesn't happen again..
1010110100101101 18
Hey guys op here and I want to say I'm surprised this got published. My daughter is only 8 and she is very competitive and will go at lengths end to win a bet. She did regret everything and it cost me $100 but at least she won $10 in the end.
xsydneyx123 28
I'm glad she's okay, OP. Thank you for the follow up! (:
tdawg91 17
I'm really glad to get some closure on this, we were all in suspense about wether or not she won!
Ben14h 22
I'm just happy to hear she is 8 and that all is well, and I'd be extremely worried if your daughter was 16 or something along those lines
iLike2Teabag 27
How do you remember your username?
Awesomeify 15
Only $100? Pretty good insurance.
yellowzinnias 20
Have her watch the Twilight Zone episode "The Silence." Bet she'll think twice next time! lol
emilyyy_maryyy 14
At least she got money out of the deal. Can't say I wouldn't do the same..
jackhughes 11
Lol you have to pay money for healthcare
jayemerald17 25
The one where the man cuts out his tongue? I thought of that instantly !
vikky538 29
Glad she is okay.
AninOnin 24
64, it's easy to remember if you think in hex instead of binary. (AC2C)
laden_swallow09 35
What, hardware store out of acetone?
Emzinatorbot 26
Why is JFK your picture? Anyway, at least everyone is okay!
worldclassrager 41
Well if it was money I think that went for the payment of the bill
trtnt25 19
When I was like 12 I had a friend who was 10 who accidentally superglued her mouth shut. I simply grabbed her chin with one hand and forehead with the other and pried her lips apart.
AaronLlama 12
These are what friends are for
nandybear 19
Well did it work?
1010110100101101 18
I also want to say that my son who made the bet with her is 9 and they both have a little rival with each other like lots of siblings do. So when my daughter has a chance of taking money from him she will try as hard as possible to do it
AninOnin 24
As she should. Give 'im hell, little sis!
Robby2448 20
Meanwhile I'm over here trying to decipher this binary code.
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
Helen Keller reference
unluckyorwhat 15
You deserve it. Your child should be smart enough to know these things. #badparenting
kendallm505050 12
She's only 8.
sunnyray812 42
Kids have a mind of their own, too. They aren't robots.
Indiantrolledd 16
Do you even have a kid?