Today, I had to take my daughter to the ER. Her brother had bet she couldn't go the whole day without talking. So to win the bet, she tried to super-glue her lips together so she couldn't accidentally say anything. FML
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Hey guys op here and I want to say I'm surprised this got published. My daughter is only 8 and she is very competitive and will go at lengths end to win a bet. She did regret everything and it cost me $100 but at least she won $10 in the end.
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TheSgLeader 21
I hope no one dares her not to have sex until she gets married.
alex_622 22
I guess in a way, your daughter had a clever idea...too bad it was one that landed her in the ER. Hope she's ok!
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Megatron_Griffin 25
I hope she is okay...I've glued my fingers together by mistake and it feels like you're peeling skin off. Hopefully she learned her lesson, and won't do something so foolish again.
GodOfRiverFalls 1
Did she win?
Tournesol143 28
Wow! Well, make sure she never sees The Twilight Zone Episode, "The Silence", where the bet is for $500,000 to be silent for a year and the guy severs the nerves of his vocal cords in order to win the bet!
darknut79 17
Was thinking the exact same thing lol One of the creepiest episodes imp
ILikeKoalas 24
That's as stupid as that time some girl tried to super glue false eyelashes onto her eyelids.
babygirlprincess 17
no BJ's for her to be giving any time soon
kendallm505050 12
Dude, she's only 8.
Acid1260 21
#68, how do you know she's 8?
KayDee29 31
OP gave a follow up below #81
ILikeKoalas 24
She didn't know that.
Vegnas 13
Wasn't there a Twilight Zone episode that STRONGLY parallels this situation?
Allornone 35
Yes. See #18’s comment above.
rabbi1010 29
she did not have enough self control to keep her mouth shut? lol. well at least she was determined and had a plan. next time tell her to use duct tape.
Kidjazzin 17
Ouch. Hope everything turned out okay!
shawnsmuffins 15
She sounds very determined, I hope she at least won
mustangbravo 27
Either silly or sad, depends on the daughters age.