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Mike United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

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Wittlestalker 0

o_______o Get some therapy as soon as you can. I say that in the most respectful, concerned way I possibly can manage...

shantoyamuchluv 0

20 minutes?! Way to go gramps.

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Was u watching them the whole time !?

wow... 70 years old... not to shabby grampa

wrinkly smooth wrinkly smooth... Oh this would be terrible...

secretkeeper89 0

maybe they knew that you were still awake haha

#5; classic! OP: my deepest sympathy!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA,SO ORIGINAL AND FUNNY

Woah, I am sooooooo sorry about that

your_lifesucks_ 0

shes missing a finger

OMG..........i would have been scarred for life............get therapy.....quick!!!

Haha wow! Go, Gramps, go!