Today, I had to sit through chemistry class watching the kid in front of me slowly peel off the scabs on his arms, examine them, and then eat them. For an hour. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was really excited to be observing my first autopsy for my forensics class. Apparently so was the guy behind me. He barfed up ramen noodles all over my hair and back. I couldn't leave the room to clean up. For two hours. FML
Today, during science, my friend thought it would be funny to pour corrosive acids into the reaction test I was making. I had to explain to my parents why I have no eyebrows, but the worst part is that I only got a D. FML
Today, I listened to a little girl explain how her scabs taste great with lemon juice. FML
Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML
Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML
Today, a kid in class kept chatting to his friend, and was made to swap seats. Every time the guy he swapped with moved, the stench from his armpits wafted over. It smelled like nacho cheese crossed with ball sweat. It got so bad that I eventually had to go dry heave in the toilets. FML
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
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Skater5679 4
You could have not paid attention to him, and actually learn something?
RedPillSucks 33
throw up on his back. That'll teach him.
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Comments (247)
loserman67 36
So were you disgusted or merely hungry?
soccerchicx9x 5
Mmmm scabsss
bmwguy01 8
that's gross you must have some sort of scab fetish to watch that for an hour!
suavesuave 2
Haha gross! But an hour? If u found it gross You didn't have to watch it that long. Just saying lol
ShyAnn29 15
It's like a car accident, you don't want to look, but you do anyways.
thebeautybleeds 17
Nah. Some people like looking at car accidents.
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
And it always backs up traffic -_-
ShyAnn29 15
Yes, some people like looking at a car accident, but sometimes you don't want to look, but sometimes you just can't help looking.
graham11 14
It's like when someone tells you not to press a button. A big red button. Can't resist the temptation.... *spontaneously combusts*
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Maybe he forgot his lunch. :(
SpeshulK 0
If he did, he could just use the OPs, provided it was found after the OP lost their lunch watching
bobbycorwen 5
In class last week he poured a chemical on his skin that created a product from the reaction that was beneficial to his health. He was following up with his experiment...give him a break.
Wise_Old_Guy 3
Walk over to the drawers, get out a bottle of alcohol, walk over to him, pour it on his scabs, sit back and enjoy.
Llamacod 11
Uhhh, the scabs are in his stomach; are you suggesting murder by forcing alcohol down some poor guys gullet? Remember that alcohol from chemistry labs is toxic if consumed; it's not the same alcohol that's in booze
DocBastard 40
Llamacod, read between the lines. He meant "pour it in his arms where the scabs used to be". Make sense now? Glad I could help.
olivia_r 0
53- Judging by your commets, your a ******* idiot.
olivia_r 0
You're*
Cmdr_Shepard 17
If it was that gross, why didn't you just find another seat (unless it's a full house)?
Naitsi 19
whi did you look?
bobbycorwen 5
Why did you spell 'why' incorrectly?
LatinLad 7
"whi" can't you spell?
BaconBoy75 2
Gag!!
Kingrat3154 4
Does he also love gold?
mjacv2 5
If he eats scabs, most likely he likes gold