FML : Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the sh*t out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred....

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Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the sh*t out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred. She said, "Good cat." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By prevostsrocklike / Monday 11 May 2009 12:38 / United States

Maow this FML

There's nothing cuter than a cat. It can be noisy, it can scratch your leg or puke on your pillow, but it's always cute. And cute,...

By FML Team / Thursday 23 September 2010 12:47 /

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By NorfolkDude | 2

#188986 - Monday 11 May 2009 20:36

That cat was all like, "Don't ever put me in a box again, ****er." Then it ran up to your wife's leg and was all like, "Pet me, *****." Then it was looking at you and was like, "Yeah, ***hole, what now?"

Are you going to take that kind of abuse? I guess so.

By justdance45 | 0

#188977 - Monday 11 May 2009 20:34

LOL such a loving wife.
FYL

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By justdance45 | 0

#188977 - Monday 11 May 2009 20:34

LOL such a loving wife.
FYL

Person1233 | 12

#1457894 - Saturday 25 September 2010 23:58

Awesome, this hasn't been threadjacked yet.

love15_fml | 8

#1475384 - Thursday 30 September 2010 5:24

yea, loving of the cat :P

crapazoidburg | 0

#4735788 - Thursday 26 July 2012 15:52

Cats love women.

By jen_kay | 0

#188984 - Monday 11 May 2009 20:35

LMAO! Whata wonderful wife.

goodoldave | 17

#3938565 - Wednesday 25 January 2012 2:05

Good Cat

By NorfolkDude | 2

#188986 - Monday 11 May 2009 20:36

FatMan23 | 10

#2701182 - Friday 17 June 2011 10:10

I laughed so much when I read this that I woke up my neighbors.

By genius_man16 | 0

#188991 - Monday 11 May 2009 20:37

Well, you DID get the cat for your wife

By SpunkT | 0

#188993 - Monday 11 May 2009 20:38

The cat was probably just upset by being in a box, and since you were the last one to be carrying it in the box it's just mad. Nothing personal.

Your wive however... she's a bitch. I hope she was just joking.

bezach | 0

#930919 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 2:54

she's prob just telling it it's good for doing the purring and things not bbeing. s bitch-stupid ipod

By pippysthename00 | 0

#188999 - Monday 11 May 2009 20:38

You should have gotten a dog... they're more loveable in my opinion.

Furrywhiplash | 14

#3928764 - Monday 23 January 2012 11:34

I agree that dogs are more lovable, but they also require a lot more time and effort to take care of than cats do.

By abcdefg11233 | 0

#189000 - Monday 11 May 2009 20:38

she was probably joking...

By realggirl | 0

#189003 - Monday 11 May 2009 20:39

"Cat" = "it?" Cats are not objects; they are living beings. YDI just for that.

LunaKiai | 0

#1462775 - Monday 27 September 2010 3:51

i understand you are all for animals rights.. but seriously..

MetalFish | 0

#1463127 - Monday 27 September 2010 7:05

what's the betting #8 is a middle-aged woman who hasn't had any male contact in quite some time?

0___0 | 9

#1479602 - Friday 1 October 2010 4:44

Actually #8, you are wrong. The cat IS an object in that sentence. "I gave my wife a cat." The cat is being given which means it's an object, at least in the grammar sense. ^_^