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Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the sh*t out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred. She said, "Good cat." FML
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NorfolkDude 2
That cat was all like, "Don't ever put me in a box again, ****er." Then it ran up to your wife's leg and was all like, "Pet me, *****." Then it was looking at you and was like, "Yeah, ***hole, what now?" Are you going to take that kind of abuse? I guess so.
justdance45 0
LOL such a loving wife. FYL
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justdance45 0
LOL such a loving wife. FYL
Person1233 13
Awesome, this hasn't been threadjacked yet.
love15_fml 8
yea, loving of the cat :P
crapazoidburg 0
Cats love women.
jen_kay 0
LMAO! Whata wonderful wife.
goodoldave 17
Good Cat
NorfolkDude 2
That cat was all like, "Don't ever put me in a box again, ****er." Then it ran up to your wife's leg and was all like, "Pet me, *****." Then it was looking at you and was like, "Yeah, ***hole, what now?" Are you going to take that kind of abuse? I guess so.
FatMan23 10
I laughed so much when I read this that I woke up my neighbors.
genius_man16 1
Well, you DID get the cat for your wife
SpunkT 0
The cat was probably just upset by being in a box, and since you were the last one to be carrying it in the box it's just mad. Nothing personal. Your wive however... she's a bitch. I hope she was just joking.
bezach 0
she's prob just telling it it's good for doing the purring and things not bbeing. s bitch-stupid ipod
pippysthename00 0
You should have gotten a dog... they're more loveable in my opinion.
Furrywhiplash 14
I agree that dogs are more lovable, but they also require a lot more time and effort to take care of than cats do.
abcdefg11233 0
she was probably joking...
realggirl 0
"Cat" = "it?" Cats are not objects; they are living beings. YDI just for that.
LunaKiai 0
i understand you are all for animals rights.. but seriously..
MetalFish 0
what's the betting #8 is a middle-aged woman who hasn't had any male contact in quite some time?
0___0 9
Actually #8, you are wrong. The cat IS an object in that sentence. "I gave my wife a cat." The cat is being given which means it's an object, at least in the grammar sense. ^_^
MomoGotSumProbs 0
#129 i totally agree!!! #8 ur just tryin to piss pplz off.
gingercurlytop 0
dude... take a chill pill
unibrowicorn 0
Lmao, i'm sure she was kidding...>.< Has a good sense of humour!
Ilovelife07 0
At least you didnt follow step 2, and put your dick in that box