Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend and tell him that the red bumps around my nipples was heat rash, rather than admit it was actually razor burn. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, my boyfriend complimented me on how he liked my freckles down below. I didn't have the heart to tell him that they were just razor rash. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me why I have "crotch acne". When I attempted to explain that I have razor bumps from shaving, he got mad and said I was lying and insecure about my obvious facial and bodily acne problem. FML
Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML
Today, I shaved my lady bits for the first time to surprise my husband, who I haven't seen in months due to deployment. I ended up with razor burn and my dim-witted husband believes I cheated on him and that it's an STD. Nothing will tell him otherwise. FML
Today, my boyfriend pretended to be reading braille while touching my chest acne. FML
Today, my son begged me to take him to the doctor for the weeping bloody rash on his penis so I had to take an unpaid day off for his appointment. The doctor laughed us out the door after it turned out to be a good old-fashioned friction burn. FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Today, I was going to bleach my bikini line, as I have not been able to shave there due to some ingrown hairs, and I also have to lifeguard every day. As it turns out, I'm allergic to the bleach. There is now an angry red, burning rash on my crotch that you can see around my swimsuit. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML
Today, I wore a bikini to the lake with my parents. I didn't know that my back was covered in bruises, and ended up having to awkwardly explain to my parents that I am not in an abusive relationship; the bruises came from the sex I had last night. FML
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Major_Whupass 3
And instead of telling your boyfriend, you told the entire Internet!
Hockeyboy4280 18
That's the biggest myth ever. You only have so many follicles on your body. Sure, it may appear thick at first, but that's because the ends of the hairs are blunted. As the hair grows, it will split and damage which in turn will thin it out. As for darkness, shaving won't change melanin... Darkness is genetic.
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Comments (185)
traveler_ghost 12
I thought you were going to say pimples...hairy ****-eh not so gross. As long as you shave them, not letting those hairy boobies run wild
glittercookies 12
I know how that feels... Sometimes girls can have hair on their chest and nipples too. It's very embarrassing telling your boyfriend when you miss a waxing/tweezing/shaving session. A lot of people make fun.
idancewithllamas 12
Completely off topic, but the jacket you're wearing on your picture is really cute haha.
bladedrose 3
Agreed! It shows great taste, your career goals show a brilliant mind, and if that's really you in the pic, your beautiful as well. I don't think you need to worry ^.^
Fuhkyoo 17
alot of people? i dunno bout you but i personally do not go anywhere with my nips hangin out
idancewithllamas 12
Razors are not made for shaving hairy nips! Hopefully you picked up on that after getting burned.
lacespace 8
Wax. You're gonna make it worse by shaving sweet ****.
olpally 32
*vomits* dammit noor!! :/
SkoomaKi 27
"Sweaty boob rash" - Leela
AFEmoWifey 0
I just threw my dinner out from that comment Noor. Thank you for that disturbing image.
SirCharles83 13
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perdix 29
Nair for Nipples YWIA
sougstad 7
Just grow it out and tell him it's your chia pet