Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML
Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to visit from another state. My mom didn't want me to go to his hotel, but I did. When she asked about it, I lied to her and said I didn't go. She the showed me a picture of my car outside his hotel. FML
Today, one of my boyfriend's friends ranted on about how I am such a crappy girlfriend and how all of his friends don't like me. I just spent over $200 on a surprise party that I invited them all to last weekend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going away for the weekend to go clubbing with his mates. I would be fine with it, except the mates he's going with already tried to get him to cheat on me. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to tell me about the all-night bender he went out on, and what he got up to with my best friend. But its okay; the Facebook pictures say it all. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML
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Crysta_fml 3
Ergh >.> Well mabey if you didn't lie to people, to make excuses for not seeing them, so they'd think you're popular.. you'd be more popular. YDI. way to make a good lover... lie to your other half... that's what everyone wants. o_O
Phobic_fml 14
No need for that. I doubt very much he would mind if you didn't have a life outside of him.
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Comments (51)
yusaku02 20
that's a pretty crappy thing to do to him. he wanted to spend time with you and you blew him off for nothing...
philstricker 0
you would rather sit alone at home than spend time with your boyfriend? do you even like him?
epikz 0
only thing i could think of while reading this was "chicks before dicks"
clm1014 0
sad thing, is after i read this i realized i did the same thing. i sat at home all weekend doing nothign. but my boyfriend thinks i went out and partied every night. all my friends had other things to do and didnt invite me.
__no_one__ 0
If you want people to invite you to their gatherings, it doesn't hurt to be proactive and suggest activities yourself, too. Let's put it like this, if I had a "friend" I always asked to hang out with us, but who never invited me to hang out with him, after a while I'd start to think he didn't seem all too keen on spending time with me and stop inviting him, too. No use running after people who don't seem to want to hang out with me in the first place. Besides, you can always go out on your own. A guy I know does that a lot, and he's one of the most extrovert, self-confident people in the world. He says he always meets interesting people when he goes out on his own. The few times I've done it I had a great time and met great people, too, and I'm not really the model social butterfly. Anything's better than lying to your bf about your social life. If you don't have one and you don't like that (as it seems to be), then stop moping and get one.
THysios 2
who caresssss If you BF really likes you i don't think it would worry him too much. IMO the fact you are lying to him is worse. Just tell him the truth.
femmeixifatality 0
You should never lie to your significant other about ANYTHING. It's just disrespectful.
chih 0
you should crash that bitch.
kady_flores 0
i know how you feel :( i lie to my boyfriend about going to the movies with normal people because i want him to stop calling me a nerd ... kinda stupid but hey im hoping it will work lol :)
Persephone_Eury 0
I really hope he wasnt invited to the party your friends are going to