Today, I had to leave my ACT prep class ten minutes in to pick up my drunken father from his best friend's baby shower. I picked him up along with a bill for the damage. FML
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Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML
Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML
Today, I got home from a week-long vacation with my friend's family. When I got back home, I found the garage door had been completely demolished. My uncontrollably drunk dad blamed me. I don't even drive. FML
Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML
Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML
Today, I had an hour-long massage, meditated for while and was finally feeling good. Then I had to call an ambulance for my idiot father who had managed to get alcohol poisoning. FML
Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML
Today, I had to go pick up my mother at 3 in the morning. She had been out drinking and couldn't drive. She parties more than I do. FML
Today, at a friendly get-together, my friend's husband had too much to drink and got into a fistfight with my husband. I'm seven-and-a-half months pregnant, and the friendly get-together was my baby shower. FML
Today, I totaled my car whilst rushing to pick up my son from daycare. This happened as I was leaving the hospital, after dropping off a wheelchair to my recently disabled wife, who is taking care of our newborn in the special care unit. FML
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ntd309 14
Buy a new dad
Pleonasm 36
I hope for you that you aren't living in a situation where it will be you paying for those damages OP. FYL
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Comments (88)
cpt0bvious 2
I feel bad for you. I know what it's like to have messed up parental figures. F your life.
chuckcloninger 12
You are enabling a person and allowing him to be an irresponsible alcoholic. Never, ever sacrifice something like this to bail his but out of trouble again. And get your butt to AlAnon (this is really important) to learn why you do this and what to do instead. Oh, and hand his butt the bill handed to you.
FelKysier 7
I actually made an account on this website solely to comment regarding sirtim301's. Pretentious people like you make me physically sick. First, it's not like she posted his facebook page on here or something and declared "get him!". Second, since he got wasted at a baby shower, it's easy to assume he has had a drinking problem a long while, probably while raising her, so don't ******* instantly attack her. You have no ******* idea how horrible it is being raised by an alcoholic parent, especially considering even trying to talk about it usually gets them attacked by assholes like you. In summary, go suck a dick you stuck up narrow minded prick.
Satoaoi 13
oh damn that's a good one number 1 lol
yresim 12
11 - Well, they often are. It's just that usually the drinking has more to do with the conception than the shower. I think OP's dad just got it confused. Although maybe he was jealous he wasn't there for the conception & was trying to make up for it.
HereToServeYou 1
That was a really nice thing to do, but to be frank; tou really didn't have to do that. If this sort of thing happens several times, you don't need him.
stephritt 1
That's why men shouldn't go to baby showers.
katt_is_here 24
I feel your pain. My father is an alcoholic, too. FYL and FML, OP.
srbuckley322 10
Who drinks at a baby shower?
VampTat 10
There was a FLM post a few pages a head where someone mentioned that their husband punched her pregnent friend's husband in a drunken rage... Same incident perhaps?