Today, I had to leave my ACT prep class ten minutes in to pick up my drunken father from his best friend's baby shower. I picked him up along with a bill for the damage. FML
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Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML
Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML
Today, I got home from a week-long vacation with my friend's family. When I got back home, I found the garage door had been completely demolished. My uncontrollably drunk dad blamed me. I don't even drive. FML
Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML
Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML
Today, I had an hour-long massage, meditated for while and was finally feeling good. Then I had to call an ambulance for my idiot father who had managed to get alcohol poisoning. FML
Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML
Today, I had to go pick up my mother at 3 in the morning. She had been out drinking and couldn't drive. She parties more than I do. FML
Today, at a friendly get-together, my friend's husband had too much to drink and got into a fistfight with my husband. I'm seven-and-a-half months pregnant, and the friendly get-together was my baby shower. FML
Today, I totaled my car whilst rushing to pick up my son from daycare. This happened as I was leaving the hospital, after dropping off a wheelchair to my recently disabled wife, who is taking care of our newborn in the special care unit. FML
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ntd309 14
Buy a new dad
Pleonasm 36
I hope for you that you aren't living in a situation where it will be you paying for those damages OP. FYL
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Comments (88)
DanielleinDC 34
Next time, turn your mobile off in class.
SnoochBoochie 14
Maybes things are different here, but why was your dad at a baby shower?
deegeebee 10
Yes! My thoughts exactly!
AllieCat21 21
It was his best friend's baby shower. On top of that, males aren't "unallowed" at baby showers.
olhuma 5
Someone's got to inform these middle aged men that baby showers are not about showering with booze. You have merit to pull out of your ACT prep in order to help your dad pulling his own acts together.
tj4234 36
This might sound really stupid, but what's an ACT test? I'm from Scotland and we don't have those here :L.
Acik91 26
I only entered the comments section to find this out, I'm glad somebody asked... So, can anybody tell us what is this ACT thing?
Born2die 11
It's a standardized test, like the SAT :)
Axipiter 24
I looked it up to be sure, I'd never heard of it before. It's basically a prep for college/university taken by high school students.
tj4234 36
Is it an entrance exam that you do after you apply for college or university? Or is it just an advanced test that you do in school (like Highers and Advanced Highers in the UK)?
owo_fml 9
The SAT/ACT is a standardized test high schoolers (usually juniors and seniors) take before or during their college application process. Colleges require the SAT to see how people across school districts compare objectively to one another. The ACT is an alternative to that that's growing in popularity. Unlike the SAT, the questions are supposed to be much more straightforward, but there are also a lot more in each section. I think there's also a science section. Around here, people usually take the SAT.
justspin 7
Colleges on both coast of the USA look for the sat and the middle of the country looks for the ACT. Both are test just to prove how you will do in college. Pretty much the same thing except the ACT is less stressful.
KiddNYC1O 22
The damage is done, though...
Perfectg 9
Such a proud daughter!
andrewcarmona 2
That suck had dad like that
thestoryofmylyf 20
I hop ur life gets better n happy
Born2die 11
Some best friend...
chronosphere 18
You would sound like my son if I had one.