Kids: Today, I had to go to the police station after my son got arrested...

By idiotson - 11/06/2014 00:39 - United States - Rocky Point

Today, I had to go to the police station after my son got arrested for shoplifting 15 packs of gum. He got away with it at first, but got busted when he tried to return it all because he "didn't like the flavor". FML

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By ahhahaha - 12/08/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year-old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML

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By nocat6 - 15/09/2014 03:07 - United States - Northville

Today, I caught a customer using his fat to shoplift gum out of a store. FML

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Help yourself

By Anonymous - 13/04/2023 22:00

Today my boss went digging through my drawer, took a pack of gum, and told me I got him the wrong flavor. He kept it anyway. FML

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Dumbass

By Anonymous - 21/11/2022 04:00

Today, my son is an idiot, but I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt by giving him a job as a cashier in one of my stores. Within half an hour, I was sent security footage from that store's manager showing my son on his phone, ignoring customers, picking his nose, and stealing money from the till. FML

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By Timmy - 26/01/2009 13:28 - France

Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 20:36 - United States

Today, I got stopped for shoplifting at a department store. They took me back to the security room and showed me the tapes. I was taking my own designer lipgloss that I had bought a month before out of my purse. FML

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By Demetria - 20/08/2012 22:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I had to go down to the county police department to bail out my kids who thought it would be a good idea to try mugging an ice cream truck driver. FML

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Help!

By clip_kate - 01/07/2016 02:36

Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML

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By bitch i'm a gerontophile - 29/11/2012 18:08 - Taiwan

Today, while working at my local supermarket, I found a boy lost and wandering about, so I took him to the front desk. My reward from his mother was a slap around the face and harsh words for supposedly having kidnapped him. FML

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Snitched

By Anonymous - 10/02/2024 21:00

Today, I caught a grubby, evil-smelling, foul-mouthed woman blatantly shoplifting by stuffing electronics into her coat pockets, so I detained her and called the police. Less than an hour later I was fired. She was the shop owner's mother and “had permission” to just take stuff. FML

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murphy30011 7

Wednesday 11 June 2014 12:56

Your son is an idiot

Adam5858 17

Wednesday 11 June 2014 12:57

Extra punishment for being such a fool

Comments

baxeh 29

Wednesday 11 June 2014 13:05

Now this kid is gonna go places eventually. Like jail

troydeluca 19

Wednesday 11 June 2014 13:06

Lololol that's sucks OP

EvilLittleMan 23

Wednesday 11 June 2014 13:08

Wow, Just wow.

swiftslayer 12

Wednesday 11 June 2014 13:10

keep up the good

Rallred32 20

Wednesday 11 June 2014 17:09

The good what? Keep up the good elevator service? I don't know what you're trying to say and I'm confused.

sterling1113 15

Thursday 12 June 2014 1:45

Man I hate it when people don't finish their

Rallred32 20

Thursday 12 June 2014 4:03

It gets me so

sig4life 18

Thursday 12 June 2014 5:06

Hey, leave the man alone he is

drayloon 50

Thursday 12 June 2014 9:33

c-c-c-combo br

1dvs_bstd 41

Wednesday 11 June 2014 13:19

Man, that's another level of stupid. So dense.

kasmol 16

Wednesday 11 June 2014 13:20

I've heard of not being the sharpest pencil in the box, but this kid is nothing but the eraser.

CandyPewPewPew 29

Wednesday 11 June 2014 13:23

I'm curious. How old is he?

Xeebar 28

Wednesday 11 June 2014 13:45

Sounds like your son would be perfect on the following World's Dumbest categories: Criminals, Outlaws, Shoppers. Good luck with him.

starcrossed2214 5

Wednesday 11 June 2014 13:57

*clap clap clap* amazing parenting. *note the sarcasm*

mindthief 17

Wednesday 11 June 2014 14:05

Does he possess any amount of common sense ?

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