Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML
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Today, I tried to get over my childhood phobia of syringes by donating blood. The phlebotomist hadn't even touched the needle before I started sobbing hysterically. They made me leave. FML
Today, I went for bloodwork. It's routine for me, so I was ready for the nurse to put in the needle and take my blood. It went in fine, but right after, she slowly pulled the needle out, then wondered why the blood stopped. She then moved it back and forth in my arm while I panicked silently. FML
Today, I needed to get blood drawn. Apparently, my veins are too thin and no blood would flow into the tube. I'm afraid of needles, and was just poked with some unsuccessfully, and I have to go back next week to try again. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to get a blood test and I started crying when I saw the needle. I planned on becoming a doctor. FML
Today, I went to get my blood drawn for the first time. After I explained to the nurse how nervous I was, she replied, "Oh honey, don't worry! This is my first time too!" FML
Today, my needle-phobic mother took me to get a shot. She fainted. FML
Today, I was at the doctor and I had to get a fingerstick in the lab to get blood drawn. There was a 6 year-old boy waiting to go next. He was terrified. His mother told him to, "Watch this brave girl go first." I panicked and began to hyperventilate. The kid fainted. FML
Today, I decided to give blood for the second time. I felt excrutiating pain when she stuck the needle in my arm. Another nurse came running over in a panic. Apparently my inexperienced nurse had put it in my tendon instead of my vein. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. As the dentist was drilling, he accidentally hit a nerve and I ended up screaming in pain. The whole office heard me and now I'm too embarrassed to go back. FML
Today, I got my annual blood test. The nurse was inexperienced and it took her several tries to insert the needle properly. When I get back home, my fiancé starts yelling at me and storms out. The reason? I am a recovering drug addict and my arm appeared as if I had been shooting up. FML
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kelliejellie 3
lol the nurse probably thinks she is ugly or something, and you screamed when you saw her hahaha.....Today, at work as a nurse, a patient screamed as soon as they saw me when i walked into the room. FML.
Twin_Terror 2
No worries, when I had to get a blood test, I had a panic attack, fainted and had to be carried out of the hospital. I still have to go back to get the test done.
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Comments (154)
Profame 0
LOL wow thats too funny lool
chopsuey_45 0
pussy. face it with pride.
savvy_22 0
lmao!
me_sanchez 0
wait you screamed just because she said hello? she hadn't even gotten the needle yet? that's dumb
bellaluella 0
I know how it feels. I have hypothyroidism, and I'm constantly getting my blood drawn to check if I'm healthy. It's been 18 years and I'm still not used to the phlebotomy. Besides, you never know who will be drawing your blood, and I've had some realllly terrible experiences where they jerk the needle around or stab it into my arm so hard I thought they were trying to go clear through me! Hope your fear gets better!
XxGingerBbyxX 0
Aww that's sad... I hate needles too but I jus cry not scream it's quieter
MorganUnicorn 0
hahahahahaha
Madstar744 0
I am intensely afraid of needles... I probably would have done the same thing.
sexijlow 0
lmfao that would be me doing the same thing I terrified of needles
TheLBG 5
I'm worse. They have to strap me down an pin me there or else I go bat-sh** and fall into a violent fit in my madness.... >,>