Today, I had to explain to my friend that the world did not used to be black and white. It was just the pictures that were. She still doesn't believe me. She's eighteen. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML
Today, because no one else was willing to, I had to explain to my uncle that he's white, that I'm not his grandfather, and that he's mentally challenged. FML
Today, I had to explain to my husband that the Earth is not flat. He didn’t believe me. FML
Today, I had to explain to my white girlfriend that dating me doesn't give her the right to call my mother the N-word. FML
Today, I had to slowly and very seriously explain to my mother why there is no 'White History Month'. I can't believe we are actually related. FML
Today, I had to explain to my grandmother why, "What a nice singing voice! He doesn't sound black at all!" is not a compliment. FML
Today, I had to explain to my friend that a blue raspberry is not a blackberry, and that blue raspberry is an artificial flavor, not a fruit. This explanation took much longer than it should have. FML
Today, I had to explain to my Pokemon-obsessed 6-year-old cousin that Albinos are not "Shiny People". FML
Today, I had to explain to my daughter that no, just because the word, "salad" is in the name, it doesn't mean that macaroni or potato salad are automatically healthy for you. She still doesn't believe me. She's 19. FML
Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML
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MizzErikaHart 8
It's always been hard for me to imagine the past being in color because of black n white pics
Redoxx_fml 22
There used to be no sound in the world either
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Comments (236)
graphicstyle7 17
Love the "Dorothy & Toto" explanation.... Yowza, what a twit!
ravenxcorvinus 9
looks like "8-planet-universe" chick stricks again...
est000dog 11
*"9-planet-universe" she dont know news about Pluto
FweakofCydonia 40
I believed this until I was 5.
karmicsamadi86 9
I totally thought the same thing when I was little!!!
ravenxcorvinus 9
*strikes
omarecer 3
You're raising a retard SORRY
ohrlly7457 7
and how does this make the op say fml
alival 12
I thought the same thing when I was 8!
bienlunee 6
******* WHAT THE ****? She's lying to see if you're dumb enough to believe her. You are.
Kayaker96 3
Not sure if trolling or should be removed from gene pool.