Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my birthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I'm German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, my teacher laughed at the "irony." Something like this always happens whenever I tell people my background. FML
Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML
Today, I had to explain to someone in my class who Gandhi really was and that he was not a fictional goblin. FML
Today, my daughter is so out of touch with anything not related to her phone and her social popularity that she doesn't know who Hitler was. I had to show her on YouTube, and while we aren't religious anymore, we are a Jewish family so this is an extra level of parental shame for me. FML
Today, a parent of one of the students I teach called me to complain that I was teaching her child "lies" and "fairytales". I was teaching them about the Holocaust. FML
Today, there was a new girl in one of my classes. We both corrected a classmate on his grammar, so, trying to make a new friend, I leaned back to her and said, "Haha, fellow Grammar Nazi?" She gave me a disgusted look and told me she was Jewish. FML
Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML
Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML
Today, I had to explain to multiple people that even though I'm white, I have no interest in joining a hate group. FML
Today, going through my late grandmother's papers, I found out that my grandfather had never been in the Nazi party. The reason he was not allowed to work as a teacher was that he had never passed his university exams. He found an invented Nazi past less shameful than academic failure. FML
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Kibaruto 33
Do you celebrate both? Or just yours?
lVluse 15
Ignorance - There is no cure.
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Comments (182)
katie1989 9
Youre either a nazi or a stoner.
KayleeFrye 39
I have a friend whose birthday is September 11th. People look at him like he was in on it or something when they find out. Sometimes people are morons. Hell, my birthday is the day of the Sandy Hook shooting. I bet when I'm out celebrating next Saturday night, strangers will look at me like I'm a horrible person!
YOLOMASTER 10
Well, I'll be sure to wish you a happy birthday this next 4/20.
Tressa1982 18
Aww yeah 4/20 baby!!!
nougaty90 1
April 20th is my birthday too. I tend to get more stoners commenting on it being 420 though.
Danielt104 6
Since everyone in this generation is such a stoner, you should just say, "Hey, my birthday is on 420 whatup!" They won't even remember Hitler.
shakadoo 10
That would also mean your birthday is national marijuana day, and that doesn't mean you're a pothead
noaige 6
I have the same birthday!!!
AZN3473 8
does it make you a pot head?
3Runnerkid 2
I too share that birthday, along with my grandpa. It's quite interesting.