TheWonderchick

Patrick 27 January 2010, 11:55 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I realized that my ex-girlfriend has gone further with a girl than I have. FML

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Anonymous 20 December 2010, 05:02 United States

Misheard

Today, while registering at the grocery store, a customer came into my lane with a 100 piece boiled shrimp platter. Feeling hungry, I muttered, "Nom nom" under my breath. The old man called my supervisor. Apparently I called him a moron. FML

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Anonymous 10 April 2011, 06:05 United States

Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML

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