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Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

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zingline89 18

There's no app for that

Trisha_aus 15

Smart kid...Jesus ******* Christ

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WTF?!

There's an app for that...

Guess the "i" in iPhone stands for intercourse.

I don't think Apple's warranty covers that...

what the ****??!!! first of all OUCH! second your daughter and her bf should never reproduce either they were drunk or on drugs or just plain morons! I feel so bad for this generation i really do..

The **** was it doing up in there, in the first place...?!?! Õ.Õ

I don't think your life sucks. I think the guys life sucks! He now has to go without a phone!

I bet it was set to vibrate.

kayceelane 4

What in the name of all that is good and holy did I just read 0_o

hiandrews69 29

The ****? What he hell was they doing to get t stuck up there? Ladies and Gentlemen: the future of the world...