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Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

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zingline89 18

There's no app for that

Trisha_aus 15

Smart kid...Jesus ******* Christ

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melrose90210 10

You must be proud

How old is your daughter? Your in for a tremulous few years!

What kind sick sex game is that?

That's what comes after sexting

hamrtym 15

Phone sex

i guess no one ever watched Night Shift Nurses before, idk why but i keep waiting on a ref to that(talking bout the phone in ****** part not the rest) and the Android market has quite a few vibrator apps alot of which are free to download

blackvyper 8

Reason number 1,476,398 for getting an Android phone.

awalker2782 5

I'm curious how wide her ****** is that it would fit in there. Kind of an odd shape. Is she Asian?

new definition of phone sex & sexting right there. I wonder if he put it on vibrate and called it..