Kids: Today, I had to clean up after the kid that discovered he could... - FML

By Anonymous - 11/09/2011 19:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to clean up after the kid that discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 02:00

Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML

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By Vitani_Verci - 15/01/2016 06:57

Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so excited at the fact that his constipation was over, he felt the need to bring me his fecal matter, in his hands, to show me. Guess who had to clean up the aftermath. FML

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Primitive art

By Anonymous - 19/04/2021 00:30

Today, I went to check on my 2 year-old daughter in her playroom, since she was being awfully quiet. I walk in to see her finger painting with her own feces on her kiddie table. FML

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Learning curve

By Anonymous - 16/08/2017 16:00

Today, my 3-year-old son put into practice the lesson I taught him yesterday, about how to use a larger piece of Play-Doh to pick up smaller bits. Unfortunately, he used this method to pick up a small bit of poo from his pants with a larger bit of poo direct from the toilet. I was an hour late for work. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

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By Dirty - 23/02/2017 08:00 - Canada

Today, I grabbed a fresh hand towel from the drawer in the bathroom. I wiped my hands and noticed they smelled like shit. My 6-year-old had wiped poo from his finger onto the dark grey towels. I guess he sometimes helps the poo out. Good to know. FML

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So sweet

By Mom of 3 - 07/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML

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By chuchie - 12/06/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my 5 month old nephew who hasn't pooped in 2 days according to his mom. Well, he pooped. I accidentally stuck my finger in it. While I was wiping my finger off, he rolls over and pees on my new carpet. I roll him over to clean the pee and he opened fire and pooped again. FML

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By ilana - 10/02/2012 09:51 - United States

Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML

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By Livingthedream - 12/08/2018 06:00

Today, I got home from a long day of work and saw a pile of dog puke on the kitchen floor. I went to get paper towels and found a pile of dog shit. With my foot. Both of my kids were home all day and left the piles for me to clean because "that's gross". FML

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LaydiexSkull 3

Monday 12 September 2011 2:20

How creative!(: He might grow up to be the next Picasso OP :p

lemonkittens 8

Monday 12 September 2011 2:24

Poop really captures the true essence of the color brown. Or green. It depends. Be grateful now he can draw you pretty pictures in beautiful, high quality colors.

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Commander223 9

Monday 12 September 2011 2:47

*Insert awful pun about shit*

zachherbert 10

Monday 12 September 2011 3:35

Ahhhh shit, another crappy poop joke. It'll probably stink.

j_cat187 19

Monday 12 September 2011 6:02

Damn the sarcasm like blew up and showered me in shit

barbiesaurus 0

Monday 12 September 2011 3:03

That happened to me once. I thought it was chocolate but when I sprayed it with cleaner another odor was released.

marpay 11

Monday 12 September 2011 9:13

Think this has happened to everyone who has or spends lots of time around a child. It's terrible but it happens.

stormchaser24 24

Monday 12 September 2011 3:04

Oh so what. I have to do it everyday. But FYL. wait until they paint with other things. But I know how your feel.

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 12 September 2011 3:08

Given the oddities of contemporary art, he might be a genius.

FYLDeep 25

Monday 12 September 2011 4:20

More like a prodigy.

sugarkiller_fml 6

Monday 12 September 2011 3:19

The level of sh&& tolerance of some people in this website is astonishing. Are you all living in some remote mountains where education is just a joke? Do me a favor, please stop humiliating Picasso by relating it to him.

derekwb 0

Monday 12 September 2011 3:21

Ahhh Mona Lisa in shit form-_-

leadman1989 15

Monday 12 September 2011 3:26

There's always a choice. You don't HAVE to do anything, you chose to do it, so if you chose to do it then that means you liked it!!! FYL!!! Joking obviously

leadman1989 15

Monday 12 September 2011 3:58

Shit baby grew up? He survived!!! :D

cherrypie22 6

Monday 12 September 2011 3:41

This is a perfect example of why I hate kids

BrianaCrespo 0

Monday 12 September 2011 3:43

EEW ... This Is Why I Have A Low Tolerence For Kids ....

EnEl_Infierno 15

Monday 12 September 2011 3:46

Thumbs up, just for my profile pic ^,^

EnEl_Infierno 15

Monday 12 September 2011 5:43

Haters Gone Hate.

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