Anonymous
La Grande, United States
Today, I had to break up a fist fight between two female residents. I work in a retirement home. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
More responsibilities please!
Today, at my job as a supermarket manager, I had to break up a fight over a handicapped parking spot, in which an elderly man nearly got beaten over the head with a prosthetic leg. This wasn't what I expected when I was told I'd been promoted. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Detroit, United States
The first day of the rest of your life (or not)
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I was working at the hospital front desk when an elderly man started hurling racial slurs at another visitor. A fight broke out, so I stepped in and forcibly separated the two. The old man tripped and crashed to the floor. Now I'm under investigation for "contributing to workplace violence." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to break up a fistfight between my wife and mother. Apparently, my mom heard that I finally got the great paying job of my dreams, and told my wife I'd finally kick her "useless ass to the curb." We have to spend the holidays together. FML
hot_mess88
United States
Today, I got called to a biker bar to break up a fight between my parents. FML
Ouch
Today, I tried to break up a fight between two of my coworkers. They decided to show their gratitude by smashing me in the face with a thick ceramic dish. FML
justhatelife
Brooklyn, United States
Anger issues much?
Today, my coworker got angry at a mean customer. She came to the back where I work and started punching the wall repeatedly. When I tried to intervene and stop her from breaking her hand, she punched me in the stomach and uppercut me. FML
breakfast tea
Central District, Hong Kong
Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML
Anonymous
Elkhart, United States
Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while I was at work at a nursing home I was attempting to dress a woman for bed. She popped me a left hook and I had to ask the nurse to look at my jaw. After my nurse said I was okay she asked me to continue getting the woman dressed for bed. She hit me 5 more times. FML
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viper0hr 7
Should have taped it.
mackdeezy 22
Well hey, maybe they were fighting for the last applesauce and prune juice lunch tray.
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Comments (80)
theofficialkumar 6
Who was the winner?
rememberkids 14
where can I get tickets to see the wrestling grannies?
livelobster123 14
What the hell were they fighting for? Who has the least amount of warts on their ass? Do tell, OP.
Noremac07 3
I have to ask. Was it over bingo?
cobaltjedi 13
Ummm... my grandmother is in a retirement home and was in a fight around then
blackwidowtaco 31
Those old bitches can be quite feisty if they miss their bingo hour.
Kriositivity 7
Just because they're old doesn't mean they're void of all emotion and life... unless you work in one of those homes that dopes up their elderly on medications. :-
fantasyworld 39
Well Flo probably stole Betty's husband back in the day.
LyricaSilvan 30
I know that feeling. I work in one too, and we have a couple people who can't stand each other and have arguments all the time. And their rooms are right next door to one another!