Anonymous
La Grande, United States
Today, I had to break up a fist fight between two female residents. I work in a retirement home. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
More responsibilities please!
Today, at my job as a supermarket manager, I had to break up a fight over a handicapped parking spot, in which an elderly man nearly got beaten over the head with a prosthetic leg. This wasn't what I expected when I was told I'd been promoted. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Detroit, United States
The first day of the rest of your life (or not)
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I was working at the hospital front desk when an elderly man started hurling racial slurs at another visitor. A fight broke out, so I stepped in and forcibly separated the two. The old man tripped and crashed to the floor. Now I'm under investigation for "contributing to workplace violence." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to break up a fistfight between my wife and mother. Apparently, my mom heard that I finally got the great paying job of my dreams, and told my wife I'd finally kick her "useless ass to the curb." We have to spend the holidays together. FML
hot_mess88
United States
Today, I got called to a biker bar to break up a fight between my parents. FML
Ouch
Today, I tried to break up a fight between two of my coworkers. They decided to show their gratitude by smashing me in the face with a thick ceramic dish. FML
justhatelife
Brooklyn, United States
Anger issues much?
Today, my coworker got angry at a mean customer. She came to the back where I work and started punching the wall repeatedly. When I tried to intervene and stop her from breaking her hand, she punched me in the stomach and uppercut me. FML
breakfast tea
Central District, Hong Kong
Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML
Anonymous
Elkhart, United States
Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while I was at work at a nursing home I was attempting to dress a woman for bed. She popped me a left hook and I had to ask the nurse to look at my jaw. After my nurse said I was okay she asked me to continue getting the woman dressed for bed. She hit me 5 more times. FML
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viper0hr 7
Should have taped it.
mackdeezy 22
Well hey, maybe they were fighting for the last applesauce and prune juice lunch tray.
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Comments (80)
imbedderdenu 23
lmao Go Grannie! hey just bc your old doesnt mean you cant throw down when you need to! ;)
Obey_StudBoii 23
Looks like granny forgot to take her meds.
sugoine 12
Shoulda let them go at it, and placed bets
Drifting 21
And the worst part is both families will say the marks on them are from staff beating them....then they will sue the old age home....
lvg_fml 10
I work in a nursing home and have seen a few fights in my time there. A feisty young person usually makes a feistier old person.
Mookiisfabulous 15
What were they fighting over about? Who took the last yard for crocheting class??? Or who's grand kids is better? I am curious
itswhatever39 7
That's actually pretty awesome, just saying
wolfgold2 20
"You cheated at bingo!"
pandastar22 4
I work in a resident home and i see all sortd of things happen, i nearly got groped by and elderly man haha its part of the job these people are ageing and are getting dementia
pandastar22 4
Joyce71 its not the facilities fault, these things happen ofcourse you can blame the facility if they dont do anything to stop it but if they do you should have nothing to say. I work at an aged care facility and its An amazing place the residents are well cared for also if you dot work in one dont judge anything that happens it is a hard job that not everyone can do