Anonymous
La Grande, United States
Today, I had to break up a fist fight between two female residents. I work in a retirement home. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
More responsibilities please!
Today, at my job as a supermarket manager, I had to break up a fight over a handicapped parking spot, in which an elderly man nearly got beaten over the head with a prosthetic leg. This wasn't what I expected when I was told I'd been promoted. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Detroit, United States
The first day of the rest of your life (or not)
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I was working at the hospital front desk when an elderly man started hurling racial slurs at another visitor. A fight broke out, so I stepped in and forcibly separated the two. The old man tripped and crashed to the floor. Now I'm under investigation for "contributing to workplace violence." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to break up a fistfight between my wife and mother. Apparently, my mom heard that I finally got the great paying job of my dreams, and told my wife I'd finally kick her "useless ass to the curb." We have to spend the holidays together. FML
hot_mess88
United States
Today, I got called to a biker bar to break up a fight between my parents. FML
Ouch
Today, I tried to break up a fight between two of my coworkers. They decided to show their gratitude by smashing me in the face with a thick ceramic dish. FML
justhatelife
Brooklyn, United States
Anger issues much?
Today, my coworker got angry at a mean customer. She came to the back where I work and started punching the wall repeatedly. When I tried to intervene and stop her from breaking her hand, she punched me in the stomach and uppercut me. FML
breakfast tea
Central District, Hong Kong
Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML
Anonymous
Elkhart, United States
Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while I was at work at a nursing home I was attempting to dress a woman for bed. She popped me a left hook and I had to ask the nurse to look at my jaw. After my nurse said I was okay she asked me to continue getting the woman dressed for bed. She hit me 5 more times. FML
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viper0hr 7
Should have taped it.
mackdeezy 22
Well hey, maybe they were fighting for the last applesauce and prune juice lunch tray.
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annie_nk 23
Were they arguing over who has cuter grand kids?
Pstraka6 20
What could they possibly agree about? "Debbie's food is warmer than mine!"
dramaelf 37
Whoever broke out the walker wins. Those things hurt like a bitch on impact.
cottoncandymango 17
What? You don't think elderly people can't fist fight anymore? They were probably fighting over who really won that arm wrestling match!
dramaelf 37
They don't call them the Greatest Generation for nothing, those people were badass in their day.
strokesie 23
Go granny, go!
PenguinBitch 44
"On the red corner Marrrrryyyy Smith. On the blue corner, Maggie Jensonnnn! FIGHT!" "Maggie making the first move. Charging towards Mary......Oh yes she's getting there......almost there....any minute now" *Moments later* "Yep, any day now. She's still 'charging'. Makin her move...they..,they feel asleep."
Morgiepoooh9822 17
I want to know what they were fighting about!
nightbirdblue 27
Old Lady A had arrived late to bingo to find Old Lady B sitting in her lucky chair. Old Lady A promptly demanded Old Lady B to move. Old Lady B refused. Old Lady A threw Old Lady B's lucky troll doll. Old Lady B was outraged and starting attacking Old Lady A with her cane. (Or perhaps I've just worked one to many nights at a bingo hall filled with crazy old ladies.)
that_band_nerd 22
Well Meredith shouldn't have taken Granny Gertrude's dental glue! Granny G ain't play man!
RedPillSucks 33
Granny G. I have this picture of some tatooed grandmother saying "Yo Yo, what up dawg" and flashing gang signs
morganrules123 10
I don't know. Blanche got a couple of good hits in.
SleeplessBeauty 12
Instead of taking out their earrings, did they take out their teeth? "hold this sonny!"