marisa
Carlow, Ireland
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
LustyDragon
Today, my husband won't shave his beard, despite the fact it grows in wiry and looks like pubic hair. He is now accusing me of "not loving him for who he is." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Anonymous
Rochester, United States
Trimmer
Today, my husband looked at me and said, "Baby, you're growing a mustache. You want me to edge it up?" No, I don't have that much. FML
JasonX0656
Kalamazoo, United States
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
mustache girl
Magog, Canada
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still
New York, United States
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
flyingpuppy
Vancouver, Canada
Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML
unbelievable
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Canada
Gross idea
Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML
Waitingtomoveout
Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML
Top comments
sens3sfailing 25
That has to be one of the most awesome ideas for a guy to do with his pubes...hold on, I'll be right back...
TheGreatAlexande 12
That sounds pretty sexy to me...
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Comments (112)
Kittycorn 17
Comprise, let him grow one his face.
redhairredwine 6
YDI, that idea is ingenious.
hellonyancat 6
Aww you should let him do it at least once. It might be amazing, and it it makes him happy and doesn't hurt anyone, why not!
thereseg69 7
You're boring
joe502 3
Holy shit that is so funny j just stumbled on the treadmill at the YMCA.... LOL
Metallica36176 16
Yeah, at least he 's willing to shave...be thankful he's not going for the whole "afro" thing.
cjrand 7
would you rather have the Hitler?
Elendil_fml 10
I should do that. Sounds like a good idea.
icychill10_fml 6
Let the man have fun...jeez!
charvisioku 22
Argh that would be hilarious; you could put a pair of glasses over the top and pretend that there was a wise old elephant living in his groin :D