marisa
Carlow, Ireland
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
LustyDragon
Today, my husband won't shave his beard, despite the fact it grows in wiry and looks like pubic hair. He is now accusing me of "not loving him for who he is." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
JasonX0656
Kalamazoo, United States
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
mustache girl
Magog, Canada
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still
New York, United States
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
flyingpuppy
Vancouver, Canada
Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML
unbelievable
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Canada
Gross idea
Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML
Waitingtomoveout
Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML
DaggerHole
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Australia
Itchy arse
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Top comments
sens3sfailing 25
That has to be one of the most awesome ideas for a guy to do with his pubes...hold on, I'll be right back...
TheGreatAlexande 12
That sounds pretty sexy to me...
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Comments (112)
zombieslayer83 19
Jamie Hyneman would be so proud. No you just need to find a little beret.
Sanrio90 8
Your husband seems pretty hilarious.
irateyou 9
Carpe diem!
lostcrazydiamond 10
Saying that in response to an event such as this is simply a way of saying, "I'm halfway intelligent, but still a dumbass." Just because carpe diem is the intelligent person's YOLO does not make it any better!
irateyou 9
Rriiiight, so telling someone to seize the day makes me a dumbass.
perdix 31
#44, oh, my Latin is rusty. I thought that saying meant "Seize the handlebars!" Mea culpa.
kurodansei 16
you mean Carpe Pubus right?
TJhudson181 12
omg u guis dont u mean "yolo"
beehardxcore 26
Gives new meaning to the term "moustache ride"....
DanielleinDC 34
Oh, that is just hilarious. Let him shave them; they'll grow back and you can nix him doing it again.
chris_42 11
Tell him it'll give you something to hang on to during sex. That'll change his mind quickly.
SmokeyPlague 12
i would if i was that talented in shaving lol
SqueakyChipmunk 22
That would make sex interesting.
RedPillSucks 33
sounds like a great idea until you hang onto his testicles instead of the hair by mistake
alfakennybody 10
I might try that