By Lauren - 20/08/2012 03:53 - United States - New Market

Today, I had to bail on yet another date with an awesome guy. Every time I make a date, my hateful mother slips laxatives into my food so I'm glued to the shitter until 2am. This is the fourth time. FML
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giantsfan2010 23

Don't tell her?

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myth454 2

You haven't caught on yet? Just don't eat the food.

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User0060 6

funny...most would've learned after the first time not to tell your mom...

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nixophebia 5

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me four times, OP is an idiot.

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writergirl23 19

And that, my friend, is why you stay hungry.

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roxyelizabeth 3

Um maybe don't eat whatever she is trying to feed you before a date or just don't tell her its a date.

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monthescots 7

She sounds very hateful. You should put a double dose in her tea/coffee or whatever, see how she likes leaking from her arse for hours!

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smartkid33 3

What wrong with her

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Blahblah9921 4

tht sucks! u need to do something about tht

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brokenintopieces 5

honestly, if this is the 4th time, You think you would have known better.

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