Today, I had the most uncomfortable feeling in my socks, but I didn't care to check. It wasn't until I got home that I realized that the feeling was a small thin piece of glass that was slowly cutting away at the bottom of my foot. I still don't know how it got there. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML
Today, while cleaning a carpet in my house, something in it sliced my foot. I couldn't find what it was, so I went to clean the wound. 10 minutes later, I sliced my foot again on the same thing. I still can't figure out what it was. FML
Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML
Today, while walking barefoot through my house, I saw something shine on the floor across the hallway. Curious as to what it was, I rubbed my foot across the carpet to feel it. It wasn't until it was deeply lodged in my foot did I realize it was an open safety pin. FML
Today, I was wearing flip flops whilst putting out the trash, and was careful not to step near the broken glass surrounding the trash cans. My mother ran up to me hysterically warning me about the glass, which startled me and caused me to step on a shard, slicing my foot open. FML
Today, I put my house shoes on without socks, but felt a rock in them. I shook it free and out dropped a half-crushed roach. FML
Today, I couldn't find my reading glasses, thinking perhaps i'd dropped them outside, I stepped off my deck bare foot, straight into a steaming dog turd. Only to see my glasses chewed up a few feet away. It went between my toes. FML
Today, I was swimming at the beach. At the end of the day, I felt a huge hard lump in between my toes. When I looked closer and pushed on it, it sounded and felt exactly like a bean bag. I had a blister from the day before and it had filled with sand. I had to cut it open to pour the sand out. FML
Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML
Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML
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ResidentThatGuy 12
Perhaps sharper wits would have been in order.
OceanGod 7
I've had almost the exact same thing happen to me. My boyfriend smashed a beer bottle trying to open it. Next morning I put on my shoe and got some impressive cuts from a shard in there. Quite literally was still picking up glass weeks later, it's a bitch.
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Comments (49)
SoBeSatan 22
Holy cow, OP! I suppose you won't make that mistake again.
0k3up 9
I read it as 'grass' at first.. makes a lot more sense second time round
Brelder87 4
Just be happy you didn't jack off!
philosophicallll 25
what
MortenM 17
Men can use a sock to catch the output... Which arguably wouldn't be a happy ending if there was glass in the sock
starlita_fml 15
Are you a ballet dancer, per chance? =) I've heard a thing or two about putting broken glass into their shoes for revenge, jealousy and whatnot
guttedbrit 26
shards of glass are terrible. I swear they can travel miles! and hide everywhere. If I ever smash something I'm searching/sweeping/hoovering for hours after!
DrHeartSurgeon 15
Ydi for not thinking like a logical human and checking it
corky1992 33
How could you not care to check when it was the "most uncomfortable feeling"? Makes no sense..if it was that uncomfortable why didn't you care enough to check?
willsnow18 11
sorry, I knew I lost a price if glass somewhere
MedChew 19
Are you diabetic? If so, Maybe you ought to get your sensory nerves checked with a monofilament. This is how diabetics get nasty foot infections that end with amputations, they don't realize they are getting injured down there plus having a weakened vascular and immune system
roxannam 14
you should be really careful there could be another shard in your foot that you didn't notice--happened to me--broke a bottle of soya sauce