Today, I had the most uncomfortable feeling in my socks, but I didn't care to check. It wasn't until I got home that I realized that the feeling was a small thin piece of glass that was slowly cutting away at the bottom of my foot. I still don't know how it got there. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML
Today, while cleaning a carpet in my house, something in it sliced my foot. I couldn't find what it was, so I went to clean the wound. 10 minutes later, I sliced my foot again on the same thing. I still can't figure out what it was. FML
Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML
Today, while walking barefoot through my house, I saw something shine on the floor across the hallway. Curious as to what it was, I rubbed my foot across the carpet to feel it. It wasn't until it was deeply lodged in my foot did I realize it was an open safety pin. FML
Today, I was wearing flip flops whilst putting out the trash, and was careful not to step near the broken glass surrounding the trash cans. My mother ran up to me hysterically warning me about the glass, which startled me and caused me to step on a shard, slicing my foot open. FML
Today, I put my house shoes on without socks, but felt a rock in them. I shook it free and out dropped a half-crushed roach. FML
Today, I couldn't find my reading glasses, thinking perhaps i'd dropped them outside, I stepped off my deck bare foot, straight into a steaming dog turd. Only to see my glasses chewed up a few feet away. It went between my toes. FML
Today, I was swimming at the beach. At the end of the day, I felt a huge hard lump in between my toes. When I looked closer and pushed on it, it sounded and felt exactly like a bean bag. I had a blister from the day before and it had filled with sand. I had to cut it open to pour the sand out. FML
Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML
Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML
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ResidentThatGuy 12
Perhaps sharper wits would have been in order.
OceanGod 7
I've had almost the exact same thing happen to me. My boyfriend smashed a beer bottle trying to open it. Next morning I put on my shoe and got some impressive cuts from a shard in there. Quite literally was still picking up glass weeks later, it's a bitch.
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Comments (49)
delainmaggie 11
I've had the same thing happen but with the sharp part of a pin that somehow snapped off in my shoe. I had been walking around on it all day thinking it was just a small stone. I didn't have time to check what it was so I got a hole in my foot as well haha
mullet3388 16
thats your own fault for being lazy and not looking
ryan0157 7
Do you have a cat? It was probably a cat
manuwish 9
Are you a sleepwalking yogi?
R_L_Jack 11
Sorry man, the exact same thing happened to me once, only it was a nail. This was in the 1980's and everytime I feel something in my shoe since I have checked. This will be your life also.
hdamon32 12
think about that next time you piss me off. It will be worse next time