Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
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Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML
Today, at a supermarket, I ran into a girl I knew in high school. She had two kids with her and they were buying school supplies. My cart was full of beer and snacks. After a chat, she left, not before saying, "I hope things get better for you." I have a job and a girlfriend. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I was having a chuckle at the girl who used to torment me since she’s on her fourth marriage. Then I realized she’s gotten four handsome, rich men to marry her, while I’m still hopelessly single and haven’t had a boyfriend since high school. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
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Ami8919 0
YDI. I dont even need to say anything more than that.
VioletStrange 0
YDIIIIIIII. man, didn't bill gates say something like this once - 'don't pick on nerds, you'll probably end up working for one'?
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paleknight47 0
The only people that work there are Arabs. Your girlfriend is an Arabian man? Pathetic
Andy_fails_ 0
He can lie
danz123 7
well ydi *in a breathy, sighing voice*, people like you never learn. you're comparing your girlfriend to a supermodel, when girls, infact people, come in all shapes, sizes and have set their own paths in life. You should respect your girlfriend enough to know that the 7-11 job she has might just be temporary. She could have an ambition and make it big. Also you blame all of this on karma, when you've been picking on this nerd his whole high-school life. karma doesn't suck, you do, you should know better than to pick on someone who has a very bright future. Someone who knows that those glory days of high school that you revere, will end and that will be the pinnacle of your life if you don't pull yourself together and stop living in those glory days. You should come out of the pure shock you have thinking your life should be waaaay better than the nerd's, just because you own that hereditary term known as 'cool' and he didn't. you must have seen those films, or have even come to realise before then that those plastics, jocks, and other populars within the school never make anything good with their life. You must have been belonging to one of those popular groups, if you can't even figure out that nerds, (or even people that try to study) would end up etither being your boss, or having a superior life to you in one concievable way or another. that being said, now you know about how that nerd's life turned out, you should have that fire and determination to set yourself on a course to make something out of your life. good luck if you decide to do so.
railfan_fml 0
if that nerd divorced someone then she didn't love him and probably neither did his next wife. at least you have someone that loves you for who are
fml3164 0
bet you he made all of it up. dont they all lie at the reunions anyway?
scateice 0
Oh gosh people, just because your smart DOESN'T mean you're a nerd. You can be cool WITHOUT being a nerd, okay. Not just nerds succeed in life. I'm pretty cool and I have friends but IM SMART, hard to believe right? OMG! Well I'm in GT everything except math, you don't have to be a nerd if you're smart, jeez people where do you get that?! I've also been in honor roll.
RatIsKing 0
didn't u know nerds get lucky a lot? hot chicks apparently dig nerds.
lulujay 0
nerd FTW lol
awwon 0
Id prefer someone who works at 7-11 to a supermodel.
zzkingz 0
im the coolest nerd you'll ever meet.