Today, I had my first chorus concert. We got a bigger applause when we left the stage than when we sang. FML
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zombicidal 11
aren't people supposed to clap the most at the end
TomHarrow 5
Would have been kind of rude to applaud while you were singing.
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ShroomsOnAcid 17
My school's choir had some great voices and talent, but the songs they were given were just horrendous. Everyone agreed that if they sang something more suited to their abilities and sound, they could have been much less despised. Perhaps that's the real problem in your situation.
keepmeonthedl 7
Sounds like our chorus. We're not despised but are director picks terrible songs and there is a smaller audience at each concert because of the strange music we perform.
KiddNYC1O 22
Encore, encore! Sike. You suck.
DocBastard 40
Your chorus director should have chosen something other than Nickelback.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
As much as I don't like Nickelback, I still feel pretty sorry for them.
msjoyfull84 0
If you sucked, they would've boo'd not clapped.
jaruk9 4
They kind of clap when your done. Sooooo
cash_monkey72 9
Sounds like my school's choir...
RuCheezBurger 10
Okay and how is that bad?
DirtyvonZoe32 10
at least people clapped.
that1skaterxX 0
They sang Friday I juss know it
KiddNYC1O 22
Shit, you think they'd be alive to write this after that?
darnellq 13
Are you sure it wasn't because y'all did a good job?