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By Crap - 30/07/2015 00:57 - United States - Seminole

Today, I had horrible diarrhea at work. When I felt the bubbling, I ran to the bathroom. An agonizing bowel movement later, I realized that there was no toilet paper in the stall. Just as I was about to ask a coworker who was in the bathroom for some, the fire alarm went off. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 03:00 - Finland

Today, I have horrible diarrhea because of IBS. If I was at home, this wouldn't be that big of an issue, but I'm at work and I don't have access to a bathroom all the time. I also found out I have about 10 minutes to get to the toilet or else I'll probably shit myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

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By Bathroom Problems - 02/01/2010 19:24 - France

Today, while at work I went to use the public restroom because I had a severe case of diarrhea. All went well until the timed sensor lights went off and I couldn't leave my stall to get them back on. I sat there for thirty minutes in pure darkness. FML

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Freakout

By Anonymous - 20/03/2015 16:56 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By Crap - 12/04/2016 16:48 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was taking a dump at work at a nursing home. While reaching for the toilet paper, I accidently pushed the emergency button. The nursing supervisors broke into the washroom to help. FML

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Ring of fire

By Anonymous - 20/08/2022 12:00

Today, I did a big shit at work and found there was no toilet paper. I had to wipe my ass with disinfectant toilet seat wipes. It burns so bad, I can almost taste it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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Always check!

By Anonymous - 17/02/2023 06:00 - United States - Bayonne

Today, after eating some fire noodles the day before, I took a nice long poop in my school's bathroom, only to find out there was no toilet paper left in any of the stalls. FML

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echarlotte 19

Thursday 30 July 2015 10:36

a true fml

DivineZero 18

Thursday 30 July 2015 10:33

And income the "shitty situation" puns

Comments

hasooon 24

Thursday 30 July 2015 10:38

You could have asked anyways. There is always a chance that he would hear you.

Sicxlilsis 16

Thursday 30 July 2015 10:40

it would be a she since the person who wrote this is a female

lurker_no_more 13

Thursday 30 July 2015 10:46

maybe she works at Ally McBeals office

MrConcise 34

Thursday 30 July 2015 10:44

I didn't know they hooked up a fire alarm to your anus.

cutiepie292929 18

Thursday 30 July 2015 10:47

Use a sock or underwear and put in bin. You gotta do what you gotta do in those situations

Pinkiss_fml 21

Thursday 30 July 2015 11:01

Which always why you always check beforehand. Or at least keep a pack of tissues on hand.

95mainer 8

Thursday 30 July 2015 11:41

Shit happen(ed)

EcoAirWarrior 7

Thursday 30 July 2015 11:50

You

Kaos_Yggdrasil 7

Thursday 30 July 2015 11:53

Woman

Pashazil 10

Thursday 30 July 2015 12:29

Sounds like the perfect time for you to crab walk and take some toilet paper

MrMoofinMan 19

Thursday 30 July 2015 12:30

I'd honestly take advantage of the situation to shuffle into another stall and die satisfied knowing that my butthole was clean.

Goblin182 26

Thursday 30 July 2015 13:25

Life rule #139; Always check for paper before you take a dump.

False_Stupidity 41

Friday 31 July 2015 3:28

Rule #140: Desperate times call for desperate measures and rule #139 can be overlooked.

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