Love: Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying....

By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML

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By moneyman - 05/01/2020 20:00

Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2008 03:21 - France

Today, my first and only true date ended with the girl saying, "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian." FML

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By fd_uplife - 05/07/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2023 00:00 - United States - Fairfax

Today, I saw my crush for the first time since she rejected me and said she was a lesbian. The man she was passionately making out with in the dining hall would state quite the opposite. FML

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By apparentlybutch - 05/09/2014 21:11 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2018 15:00

Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML

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By Sub - 04/12/2009 01:14 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 04:58 - United States - Latrobe

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 23:00 - Canada

Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML

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By imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

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alien_bow 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 9:41

Shouldn't assume you're going to get married like that, since your tone seems to indicate this was your first date. However, it's really wrong of the girl to just play you like that, and then adding insult to injury...FYL.

imagineyesterday 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 9:44

#1, what, like there's some infallible way to distinguish homosexual folks from everyone else? :P

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DrearyDreamer 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 10:24

Haha i like her! xD

Jimboom 11

Thursday 16 April 2009 10:24

Should have challenged her to see if you could keep her straight.. or at least if you could watch.. If the other girl is only Bi then you will get some action too. ;-)

abyssion1337 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 10:28

wow #8 is the only one here with any sense, seriously people should have to take an IQ test before being allowed to post things on the internet

SmokinGuns 13

Wednesday 9 July 2014 4:58

Oh yeah, because you want someone that used you to be in your life. Makes total sense!

NamelessFace 22

Sunday 25 January 2015 3:54

I must agree, besides, amicability is most certainly not equal to IQ and if we need to be tested for it before using the Internet than we may as well eliminate the Constitution too because that seems to be a major violation of it. That's a very silly thing to say, 13.

Jasper_fml 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 10:29

omg. THAT IS THE BEST THING EVER.

datmanwolf 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 10:54

**** that! Lesbians have to pony up for their half of the meal.

hawky_06 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 11:15

ouch that must burn!!! lolz fyl

lesb_lv 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 11:56

U so deserved this one :D "I thought i would end up marrying" - it seems that she didnt have any thoughts about marrying u. Keep on dreaming :D If I were there, I'd choose her, too. Oh, and we dont need men to watch or do sthg else. Really.