Intimacy: Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents....

By sometingwong - 01/12/2011 20:32 - United States

Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML

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By Keith walk - 12/02/2011 05:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML

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Back to reality

By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 18:02 - United Kingdom - Saint Neots

Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML

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Scolded

By oopsies - 08/01/2010 01:07 - United States

Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML

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Meet the parents

By aj513 - 29/11/2015 01:20 - United States - New Bedford

Today, my girlfriend and I got caught doing it in her parents' bed by her mom. Instead of making me leave, they forced me to stay for dinner. FML

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Not now!

By XxDiabolikalXx - 24/08/2010 07:30 - France

Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldn't have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriend's excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He didn't laugh. FML

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By Creepedout - 25/06/2013 01:27 - United States - Clearwater

Today, I walked in on my dad's poker game. He didn't know I was there, and was telling his friends what he would do to my girlfriend if I wasn't dating her. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By mal - 08/05/2012 20:46 - United Kingdom - Chelmsford

Today, I brought my girlfriend home while my parents were at work, and things got a little heated. We lost track of time, because the next thing we knew, my dad burst into the living room. He doubled over laughing and asked how much I paid her. FML

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Stop talking now!

By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 22:05 - United States

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house for dinner. Her parents seemed upset, so I tried to lighten the mood by saying, "Hey, at least the weekend is coming up and you guys won't have to go to work." Apparently, they were upset because they both got laid off from their jobs today. FML

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By Bali_Boil - 16/01/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML

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Friday 2 December 2011 0:17

Instead of "DUMP THAT *****" I'm going to go with a more elegant "ditch that bitch"

savona01 7

Friday 2 December 2011 0:16

That sucks! It happen to me....with my wife! While I was out of town for Training...

Comments

superdelis 1

Friday 2 December 2011 1:16

Wow man...sorry to hear...take that Louisville slugger and put in some work, although attempted murder might not be the way to go...leave her, a whoop his a$$

neoamaru_fml 8

Friday 2 December 2011 1:27

Umm maybe he meant BEFORE you went for the tournament? :p lol Anyway dump that bitch

ajjucool 0

Friday 2 December 2011 1:28

probably her dad just wants to get it out of your mouth if you've already had sex with his daughter.. he just asked the wrong question.. just think positive :) aaa im just kidding.. she's a bitch.

17Mom 9

Friday 2 December 2011 1:37

1-800-Choke-That-Hoe

brittneyjai 0

Friday 2 December 2011 1:38

:( sad!

pieper171 4

Friday 2 December 2011 3:53

Hell yeah

drivemysoul19 8

Friday 2 December 2011 1:39

What a *****.

pieper171 4

Friday 2 December 2011 3:54

Yeah message me 3612220321

drivemysoul19 8

Friday 2 December 2011 15:29

I disappointed this was moderated. I would love to have read what you said.

SkardeyKat 3

Friday 2 December 2011 1:41

"Well, sir, apparently your daughter is a cheating ***** because I was out of town last weekend. I'll leave you to tend to your little hussy. Good luck with that."

IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

Friday 2 December 2011 1:44

Are you ******* serious? (Not questioning you, just a "wtf" moment)

UrCapsLockOn 12

Friday 2 December 2011 1:46

that means he won't kill u .. That a good thing right .. O wait .. SHIT !!!!

jobsman99 0

Friday 2 December 2011 1:48

Assume she missed you over the weekend and had her favorite vibrator out working on her clit and had a great ****** thinking if you. Ask her about it, if she says "no I was f'ing someone else" then dump her.