Today, I had Botox injections to stop my face sweating so much. Now the sweat is almost gone, but my facial expression seems to be stuck on "baffled." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML
Today, my stress sweat overpowered my prescription strength deodorant 45 minutes into an 8-hour shift. I don't know who is more miserable, me or my coworkers. FML
Today, I looked at my face to see if my new age-defying lotion was working. My skin does look younger, it's covered in pimples like a teenager's. FML
Today, I was trying to change the batteries of my automatic room freshener. As I held it to my face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on my face. FML
Today, I have come to the point in my life where I need to Google how to stop excessive back sweat. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, I woke up with Chocolate Buttons superglued to my face. FML
Today, I realized that the tingly feeling on my face when I put a new combination of acne wash, acne medication, and my usual moisturizer on was not, in fact, "it working." It was slowly peeling away the top layer of skin. I look and feel sunburned. I also still have acne and oily skin. FML
Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
Today, when I woke up, one half of my face was smooth and clear and the other half looked as if I got slapped by the Hand of Puberty itself. FML
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Top comments
twinny_sc 13
At least it's not stuck on "Constipated."
JukeboxValkyrie 19
It could be worse, your face could be stuck on "awkward ******" expression.
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Comments (97)
kyo611537 0
Now you can be a human blow up doll :O===[=====[
hollya17 6
I had Botox to help with headaches. It sucks.
AEady15 3
Botox is poison
crazyswaggerd 1
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Geometric 18
Why all the YDI's? OP most probably had an excessive sweating disorder which would warrant using Botox since it's for a medical reason, and to the people saying he should just get over it and wipe the sweat away, it can affect your life in more ways than you think.
Zellania 9
You should be happy with how you look OP, there is no need for Botox.
gothicrebel 11
Your pretty you don't need Botox!
miriamfrank 22
While that is unfortunate, I would've thought that that would be a known side effect that is discussed with you ahead of time.