By PanFace - 13/10/2009 06:54 - Australia

Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML
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influenza54 1

Tooo bad it wasn't an iron skillet. LOL he deserves it

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IdolChatter 0

Yeah, his command was an act of genius & worked out so well didn't it. He's lucky she didn't come back with a butcher's knife.

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sittingalone 0

don't let her get you down, she shouldn't have left the kitchen in the first place

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moonlight_daze 8

LULZ! LULZ! LULZ! And more lulz to come...

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HotSauce_fml 0

Stupid women these days. She shouldve made you some bacon and eggs on that frying pan.

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YoYoYo20_21_22 2

Hey look- a loser. Shut the **** up you single loser.

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skyeyez9 24

Don't ever say that to your wife or gf! Not every woman will end up hitting you with a frying pan, but females are experts at passive aggressive behavior and we will get revenge: putting dead flies in your spaghetti sauce, posting an embarassing pic of you online, place a scorpion in your shoe, dump "liquid heet" muscle reliever in your underwear....etc

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fckaduck 0

I'm so glad this happened. Good for her.

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Tria 0

Poetic justice. You completely deserved that.

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UnitedNinjas 0

Now I'm not a feminist, but that was just plain sexist you male chauvinist pig. I'm glad she hit you with that pan, YDI 100%. Think about the consequences of your words next time, instead of talking out of your ass.

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GreenHacker 0

Now I'm not a male chauvinistic pig, but I hope someday when you get married (if you ever do) you say something sexist to your husband and he smacks the shit out of you for it. Then I hope you call domestic abuse and their reply is "You deserve it".

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GreenHacker 0

lol, not until I'm sure I've made my point. I refuse to stand by while little girls pose as feminists and actually do more damage to their cause than good because they choose to ignore the domestic abuse issue here. I can guarantee if I posed as a female and made an FML stating "today I made a sexist remark to my husband and he slapped me", every single girl here who said the guy deserved it for the sexist statement would start arguing what a terrible human being the guy was for slapping his wife. If you honestly can't see how the wife responded poorly in this FML (which I know you can't because of your comment as #242), then you're no better than all the other feminist posers here.

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Turnip_Girl 0

If you meant it, you suck. If you said it as a joke, your wife needs to lighten up.

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